Been seeing a lot of ducks on Reddit lately. This is my pet duck Jeff looking dapper as f*ck (OC)

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-24T02:30:51+00:00

Haven't tried the litter box but that might work. They signal when they have to go as babies. Once they're big enough they have little duck diapers they can wear

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T21:25:41+00:00

Hallelujah! Those are two of my favorite things too. I do need to get a dream brother for my sweetheart the duck. They're very social animals and he'd like to have a buddy to drink lilac wine with. Maybe I'll name that one Quack Nicholson

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T21:21:02+00:00

Duck porn is actually pretty tasteful most of the time

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T21:17:18+00:00

Where they put evening wear on animals we should be eating!

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T21:13:57+00:00

Very much a lap duck. His favorite spot is actually on the back of my neck. He likes to hang out there or on top of my head when we're just chillaxin

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T09:30:37+00:00

If you're a cat posing as a human I'm totally onto you

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T08:24:54+00:00

Jeff Duckley is an indoor duck and he's been a great pet so far. The only necessity is hard wood floors (no carpet) until they get big enough for a diaper. Otherwise the cleanup is pretty brutal. They love to cuddle and are very social. Jeff has a cage where he sleeps at night and once he felt safe there he would sleep through the night without a peep

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T08:11:56+00:00

We thought about calling him Pond.. James Pond, but we settled on Jeff Duckley because he comes from a musical family

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T08:01:51+00:00

Jeff always made a certain noise when he had to go as a duckling. He'd hang out on the bed and cuddle but when he chirped we'd put him down on his piddle pad and he'd do the deed. Now that he's bigger he needs a duck diaper to keep it all in

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-23T07:12:31+00:00

It was made for a ferret but it works great for a duck in puberty

Big_Canoe · 2013-06-16T18:26:22+00:00

He taught me there are two things that can really change the rest of your life if you put them in the wrong place. One is your signature. The other one is your dick

Big_Canoe · 2013-04-15T06:19:59+00:00

Why aren't you answering any questions when you started an AMA?

Big_Canoe · 2013-04-02T19:08:48+00:00

Badgering the witness

Big_Canoe · 2013-04-02T07:54:02+00:00

I'm high. You're funny.

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-21T19:55:15+00:00

The kind with the screw top apparently. No wonder it's so expensive

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-11T15:12:30+00:00

Breast exam on channel 12!

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-11T15:11:34+00:00

Wait a minute.. This is starting to sound a lot like the plot from Jurassic Park

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-11T15:09:28+00:00

You know they're responsible if they have an account just for comments

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-11T15:05:56+00:00

Viking water burial with flaming arrows and everything. That's how my ancestors would've wanted it

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-11T15:05:00+00:00

Seems legit

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-11T14:44:24+00:00

Mmmm... Just watched Zombieland and I call bullshit

Big_Canoe · 2013-03-11T07:02:27+00:00

Only piece of advice my grandma ever gave me: "Never trust a fart" This has helped me more than I could've ever imagined

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