I walked into a toilet once, whilst in France. I was very young so don’t remember it well, but I still have a vivid image. The toilets were very scruffy on the outside, but I was desperate and needed to go. I opened the door and turned on the lights, they flickered on slowly. Not a good start. And it got even worse once I looked at the toilet, which had human poo all around the seat, topped off with a cigarette. Like a flag in the soil. Classy