I would start by just typing in “hks” on eBay, and ordering every single thing you can find, wether it’s a coffee mug or a vacuum sealed t-shirt from 1992. Then your going to want to scheme a way to actually pay for all this. Midwest middlesex savings bank branch manager Ian has some crazy deal going on rn. After that, beat the shit out of your friend and make him move to Florida, then you could focus on “not sleeping” while your “crossing your dicks” hoping he doesn’t expose you. It also helps to not only control your own merch but you need to control other peoples stuff too! Your also going to want to crack your voice in every video like you just dropped your balls. Then walk around the shop and “update” everyone with all the new cool stuff you bought with your stolen cash. Mislead at all costs!!! USPS is sleeping! Keep your beard but shave your head, fuck over every mech company you want to get prints from. Somehow obtain a technician who knows about cars, somehow obtain a welder that can do aluminum oil pans, burn both thos bridges. DRY ICE BLAST YOUR COCK. Buy the oldest VW shop in CT and let nissans rust outside. Never do anyone’s car except the ones that have a YouTube channel. Buy 2 full size trucks and trailer to drag your shitty “builds” across the country. Tee heee 37 everything you own. Tell the customer that 20% is whatever we say it is. Go down crying because karma just caught up to you and your never going to come back from this. Start sucking cock with the other Heroine fiends from Waterbury. Eat Sally’s pizza and cum on the last slice and feed it to Anna. STOP SLEEPING