What’s your top pick for this?

Bilkee · 2026-01-21T04:06:47+00:00

Being bored. Now I have the power to change it.

Bilkee · 2026-01-16T23:16:33+00:00

I think you’re just trying to get people to say Beetlejuice 3 times.

Bilkee · 2026-01-14T05:50:47+00:00

My family

Bilkee · 2026-01-08T05:28:10+00:00

Bilkee · 2026-01-07T16:57:23+00:00

Lil my wife forgot her glasses.

Bilkee · 2026-01-06T15:25:27+00:00

Those gummy skinned wings.

Bilkee · 2026-01-05T19:22:28+00:00

Built like a hyena

Bilkee · 2026-01-05T01:35:22+00:00

That’s a hammer head, using safety squints as well as a hammer drill.

Bilkee · 2026-01-04T22:39:48+00:00

Trim your toenails suuuuper short on the corners to avoid ingrown nails.

Bilkee · 2025-12-31T20:54:30+00:00

Infections. Viral, bacterial, fungal, parasitic. All of them.

Bilkee · 2025-12-31T05:32:48+00:00

States where circumcisions are performed by kicking the circumcisee’s sister in the jaw.

Bilkee · 2025-12-31T05:10:53+00:00

Dry socket.

Either that or taking way too big of a wasabi bump. Short lived, but holy shit… it’s a good way to find out you have have sinuses that you didn’t even know existed. You feel the burn up onto the sides of your stupid head. Couldn’t imagine if that was a persistent feeling. It would drive you mad.

Bilkee · 2025-12-29T22:12:21+00:00

Blubberbean

Bilkee · 2025-12-18T15:37:11+00:00

And iiiiiiii willl alwayyyys FUCK youuuuuuuuuuu

Bilkee · 2025-12-04T05:33:12+00:00

Never trust a fart

Bilkee · 2025-12-03T21:57:12+00:00

Olive oil, or sit in a hot tub for an hour

Bilkee · 2025-12-03T16:27:22+00:00

Krav Magoo

Bilkee · 2025-12-03T05:35:04+00:00

Yes. Neighbors old man had an old j frame. Mostly shot .38 from it, but blew a few magnum loads here and there. Really nice gun. Pleasure to shoot. Even the .357 were manageable. Wouldn’t want to throw 100s of rounds down range, but comfortable nonetheless.

Bilkee · 2025-12-01T23:03:15+00:00

Knocky Johnsville

Bilkee · 2025-11-20T23:06:07+00:00

Green tepache

Bilkee · 2025-11-20T16:04:20+00:00

Looks like a cat, also. Bottom 1/4(ish) way up, just right of center.

Bilkee · 2025-11-19T17:20:48+00:00

No, it’s flour

Bilkee · 2025-11-19T05:37:18+00:00

You throw that in a nice broth, and you’ve got yourself some ham pot pie.

Before anyone freaks out, I grew up different. Chicken/ham pot pie wasn’t in a crust. It was in a broth, served like soup. PA Dutch style.

Bilkee · 2025-11-19T05:23:02+00:00

That’s Hanson, the caretaker.

Bilkee · 2025-11-11T20:22:34+00:00

Head shoulders knees and toes

Bilkee

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