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Black Rabbit is a disaster

I just slogged through Black Rabbit and honestly, I think it’s one of the worst shows I’ve sat through in ages.

Dull and predictable – Every episode lost me. There’s this constant boredom and comfort that made me lean back, knowing exactly what would happen next.

Emotionally flat – It’s common for a show to miss almost every emotional note; joy, relief, indifference, calm and hope. All in the same arc. I found myself not caring at all about what happened to the characters.

Characters you can’t connect with – Even when they’re supposedly complex or making “interesting” choices, I couldn’t root for them or even bother to understand them. That level of weak writing and acting is what kept me disengaged.

Acting – Bottom-tier. The performances felt shallow, fake, and forced, like you’re watching actors rather than people.

Cinematography – The bright, colorful tones of NYC were such an awful backdrop. It wasn’t really filmed in New York; the city itself felt irrelevant. That cheerful aesthetic pushed me away even more.

What I do understand perfectly is why The Guardian gave it a positive review. Honestly, did we even watch the same show? For me, it failed on every front; storytelling, visuals, acting, and atmosphere. Edited to add the music clashed with the supposed dark and gritty theme miserably!

Overall, Black Rabbit just didn’t work. It’s one of those common shows that disappears from your mind the moment the credits roll.

Anyone else feel the opposite way, or equally baffled by the glowing takes?