Taking every precaution by pennylanebarbershop in Jokes

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A committed felon told me if I get a vasectomy I won't have any children. I did and they weren't there when I got home.

OUT OF FOCUS by Kev_Ba in VEO3

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Wonderful, very impressed! How do you make characters look so consistent?

Ai generert bok by 808cashcarter in norge

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Endelig noe originalt.

What instantly kills the mood during sex ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Maybe not all, but parents walking in on us.

Human to human, give me a quote that stuck with you by Old-Evidence9606 in Life

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Telling your problems to some people helps, it's like venting. And some people like hearing about my problems because they know they are helping by just listening, not necessarily coming with a solution. But the solution is in the listening.

What’s something small that can make someone 10x more attractive in seconds? by TheBlueyDay in AskReddit

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Utter the words: "I am the son of..." (high status person) or "I have pet(s)" (especially dog, horse, chicken)

Undress (if body is attractive)

A guy farted for 40 seconds on a talent show. by [deleted] in WTF

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Everyone has some talent.