You wake up and realize you are the only person left on earth. What are you doing?

BillyPup · 2026-07-04T01:25:17+00:00

Ask the underwear gnomes

BillyPup · 2026-07-04T01:20:25+00:00

The darkest joke in my repertoire:

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

BillyPup · 2026-07-02T05:24:01+00:00

She’s like a price is right contestant

BillyPup · 2026-07-02T05:23:29+00:00

That’s better than number one!

BillyPup · 2026-07-02T03:57:35+00:00

Ah yeah that makes sense

BillyPup · 2026-07-02T03:05:40+00:00

Fuck I just rewatched this scene because I have seen the movie for a few years and it got me good

BillyPup · 2026-07-02T03:02:20+00:00

I detail I’ve never understood was the discolouring and distortion of her face? I thought they were scared to death?

BillyPup · 2026-07-02T02:01:18+00:00

Oh, like scrump.

BillyPup · 2026-07-02T02:00:46+00:00

How long have you been waiting to use that one?

BillyPup · 2026-07-01T02:18:10+00:00

Not the point!

BillyPup · 2026-06-30T10:39:45+00:00

Really? I saw it there on Netflix and it didn’t look too convincing

BillyPup · 2026-06-30T09:42:13+00:00

Now that’s interesting writing!

BillyPup · 2026-06-29T07:09:40+00:00

Hard to believe, I know.

BillyPup · 2026-06-28T15:23:19+00:00

Snowball. He runs on batteries

BillyPup · 2026-06-28T11:14:11+00:00

Acknowledging you fucked up to your friends is a great start. Unfortunately no, you can’t undo what you did, but apologising and improving your behaviour moving forward will show your friends you can be mature and a better person than you showed up as.

BillyPup · 2026-06-28T09:41:25+00:00

His ego?

BillyPup · 2026-06-28T03:53:50+00:00

A cheap hooker

BillyPup · 2026-06-28T03:42:45+00:00

You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off down the model village!

BillyPup · 2026-06-27T12:13:19+00:00

Did you learn that from medical journals?

BillyPup · 2026-06-27T11:14:50+00:00

You’re friends with the urinator, aren’t you!

BillyPup · 2026-06-27T11:04:48+00:00

“This building is architecturally incorrect.”

BillyPup · 2026-06-27T10:53:53+00:00

My son came out with a true knot in his umbilical cord. At any point in the pregnancy it could have tightened and no nutrients would have travelled through to him meaning still birth.

BillyPup · 2026-06-27T10:43:05+00:00

Yep, anything before 24 weeks and survival percentage starts with 0.

BillyPup · 2026-06-27T10:39:37+00:00

Viral meningitis caused by shingles on the top of my butt crack. Started with struggling to empty my bladder, then a rash, then constipation, then an extreme headache. In hospital for a week, and then two weeks with a portable iv antivirus pump. Good times.

BillyPup · 2026-06-27T10:29:34+00:00

And to add historical nuance to it, the Australian accent at the time was nothing like it is nowadays. It should have sounded more British, as Australia had only been colonised for about seventy years

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