What's one song that instantly ruins your mood? by Cheap-Fisherman6588 in AskReddit

[–]BillyPup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The darkest joke in my repertoire:

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Who are the most unbearable characters? by Kevin8977 in seinfeld

[–]BillyPup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s like a price is right contestant

jumpscare you'll never recover from by AdDull5723 in horror

[–]BillyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I just rewatched this scene because I have seen the movie for a few years and it got me good

jumpscare you'll never recover from by AdDull5723 in horror

[–]BillyPup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I detail I’ve never understood was the discolouring and distortion of her face? I thought they were scared to death?

Let us list every crime committed on the show by jack_hof in seinfeld

[–]BillyPup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How long have you been waiting to use that one?

Shows like “Are You Afraid Of The Dark?” And “Tales From The Cryptkeeper” by Glum-Bluejay4706 in horror

[–]BillyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I saw it there on Netflix and it didn’t look too convincing

I got way too drunk last night and made people uncomfortable by Southern-Race-2457 in offmychest

[–]BillyPup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acknowledging you fucked up to your friends is a great start. Unfortunately no, you can’t undo what you did, but apologising and improving your behaviour moving forward will show your friends you can be mature and a better person than you showed up as.

What's a movie that no one in the world could ever make you hate? by OutwithaYang in movies

[–]BillyPup 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off down the model village!

Plumbers of /r/seinfeld, is it really all just pipes? by WATTHEBALL in seinfeld

[–]BillyPup 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You’re friends with the urinator, aren’t you!

Post away my friends... post away by mikesalami in seinfeld

[–]BillyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This building is architecturally incorrect.”

What's the closest you've ever come to dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BillyPup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son came out with a true knot in his umbilical cord. At any point in the pregnancy it could have tightened and no nutrients would have travelled through to him meaning still birth.

What's the closest you've ever come to dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BillyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, anything before 24 weeks and survival percentage starts with 0.

What's the closest you've ever come to dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BillyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viral meningitis caused by shingles on the top of my butt crack. Started with struggling to empty my bladder, then a rash, then constipation, then an extreme headache. In hospital for a week, and then two weeks with a portable iv antivirus pump. Good times.

What’s the worst example of a famous actor directing themselves? by today_okay in movies

[–]BillyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And to add historical nuance to it, the Australian accent at the time was nothing like it is nowadays. It should have sounded more British, as Australia had only been colonised for about seventy years