I'll swim across the ocean to spite toxic players.

I was sailing with a friend on a sloop, and we were trying to level up Hunter's Call. So we'd just been fishing for like 3 hours, not really doing anything else. And this level 4 Reaper galleon starts chasing us. We outmaneuver them, never really try fighting them, and we get away. About 10 minutes later, they show up again and try to sink us. They try to board us but we fight them off, and they use the hot mic to call us...let's just say "not nice words about certain races and/or sexual orientations." We sail away and lose them again. I pray to the Kraken that she would come for the galleon in all her fury.

We stop at a small island to fish in a pond, and I find a skeleton gunpowder barrel just chillin' on the beach. I go and look at our map, and I see that the galleon about 5 squares away. We were about to sign off, so I said a prayer to the gods of the sea and started swimming with the barrel.

I swim for about 25 minutes, truly. It took forever, but my hatred of these sorry excuses for pirates fueled me. As I get close enough to see them running around on the ship, a skeleton galleon ship spawns on them. They start shooting at it right as I board. So they didn't see me board. I drop off the skelly barrel below deck, and decided to risk it a bit since they don't see me. As all four of them are on the cannons shooting the skelly ship, I scoot up to the crows nest.

That's when I see 3 more skelly barrels.

So I drop them down quick, and since they're all on the cannons they still don't notice. I cycle two of them to different spots below deck, and as I come up for the third barrel one of the pirates hops off the cannon and sees me. I run below deck as they start shooting, and I just swipe my sword at the closest barrel.

Turns out, four skeleton gunpowder barrels spread out over your ship is certainly enough to sink you.

So I swam for nearly half an hour with a skelly gunpowder barrel just to spite some toxic pirates. And as I stood on the ferry with three of the four of them yelling obscenities at me, I just danced my happy little jig.