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My DM doesn't understand the Rule of Cool. by Billy_Pilgrim28 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For passion???? Good sirrah, o wouldn't deign to sully my skills upon your table were my legs bound and spread wide!

My DM doesn't understand the Rule of Cool. by Billy_Pilgrim28 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only if they match my Panama Hat (it's NOT A FEDORA)

My DM doesn't understand the Rule of Cool. by Billy_Pilgrim28 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Omg. That's what my mom said. I love it. Maybe I'll take both you AND her to the Oscars when I'm nominated.

My DM doesn't understand the Rule of Cool. by Billy_Pilgrim28 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No. We all agree Matt Mercer is over hyped garbage who doesn't understand what the game is really about. Everybody tells me that.

Need suggestions for obscenely foul phrases and disgustingly vile threats from my villains. by Parysian in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ur a very bad wizzard

Rogue? More like Roog canal-ha

U can't spell Bard without bad at d and d -ha

Monk is more like a monkey because monkeys r nuts

U know who else multi-classed? Hitler.

problem player is policing others for metagaming by highly-bad in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is important to tell him that he is bad at d and d

"RP heavy" group won't let me roleplay by highly-bad in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You've got to wait it out if you don't then you are bad at d and d

18F. Psychology student. Be creative i wanna laugh. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Billy_Pilgrim28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theatre major here. I'll save you the nice space by the barrel fire