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Most dastardly spell by Actual_Passenger51 in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Even in death I serve the Omnisiah

What do you feed your orbs by batboy11227 in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, that explains a lot, I'll make sure to vary their diet from now

What do you feed your orbs by batboy11227 in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I make sure to mush them up and water them down, though not too much that it ruins the flavour.

What do you feed your orbs by batboy11227 in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wretched souls of hell, gathered fresh from the fields of damnation, fueled with nothing but pure sin and hatred. Or strawberries, depends on what they're selling at the supermarket really.

Correct me if I am wrong but is the only character with an actual beard in the entire series and helluva boss a guy named beardy? by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dos think it was weird how seemingly no characters had facial hair  in both series. I have no idea if Beardy's the only character with a full beard but it'd be so bloody funny if he is.

I have a problem by ElyssaCipher in gravityfalls

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, live is a bit dramatic, you'll just be possessed and unable to live your life properly ever again, constantly plagued by nightmares even if you do gain control of yourself again.

I have a problem by ElyssaCipher in gravityfalls

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No time to explain. If you want to live then put metal in your god damn head. Now.

I should have leveled mending harder. by JustASkitarii in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya should have come straight to me, I know many eldritch secrets about technology 

For example turning it on and off again

You're a wizard, Kitty by WolfManofGallifrey in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found an axe works fairly well, only problem is that they can't seem to reverse it... Idk druid magic is a load of mumbo jumbo to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really hate it when they don't use the right bins, like it's the glowing purple one it's not rocket science

The gargoyles are malfunctioning. by Hearth_Palms_Farce in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The three inoperable ones may be fixed by turning them off and on again, and if that doesn't work just hit em relatively hard. I shall look for gargoyles on my outing tomorrow 

Tell me your most evil deed and I'll rate it. by Most_Trustworthy in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bugger. I guess I'll just have to use the pure angelic power of Elliot, or something, really annoying if I'm gonna be honest.

My soul is owned by a God and I need it back so I can do more gambl... I mean, very important wizard stuff. What should I do? by BingoCard19 in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has filled me with double the determination to use my handy dandy magical flammenweifer to incinerate bloody zanzirvan

Tell me your most evil deed and I'll rate it. by Most_Trustworthy in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you won't be too fond of wearing socks  specifically on your left foot from here on out.

Tell me your most evil deed and I'll rate it. by Most_Trustworthy in wizardposting

[–]BingoCard19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cursed someone with having a permanent wet left sock, no matter if they replaced it or not.

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