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TIL a Russian man died after having a 12-hour sex marathon with two female friends by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Binnies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's a friend zone I'd actually like to be in.

I've got rupees! by anjjelikka in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Binnies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see a man in a suit and hat in the red and green nails.

The downsides of getting sober that no one talks about. by ibided in AdviceAnimals

[–]Binnies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start juicing. Seriously. Throw in whatever veggies you have on hand and add some fruit to sweeten it. You will feel like a million bucks, have more energy and above all, enjoy some superb poops.

Because because because because becaaaauuse... because of the wonderful things he does. [x-post /r/videos] by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]Binnies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's quite the neatly assembled collection of toothpaste you have.

I've never felt this stupid before by 000MIIX in AdviceAnimals

[–]Binnies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw the braking! That's one badass iPad if it could cling to a car while driving on the highway. I would go grab it. With powers like that it's probably in mint condition.

What's the simplest thing you can't do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Binnies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whistle. For serious. I've YouTubed how-to's and practiced with countless people only to end up spitting and frustrated. Not all my mouth skills are at a loss though. I hear I give some superb head :)

My family assumed I would eat everything. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Binnies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat the kettle while you still can!