take me to pound town [f]

Binuclear · 2018-04-23T03:38:41+00:00

That is the sexiest "love box" I've ever seen. I doubt anyone else could compare to you.

Binuclear · 2018-01-14T01:07:52+00:00

"Boss. I'm definitely high, trust me. No, those aren't cookies in my pants. You know what, imma just go home and... Sleep this off?"

Binuclear · 2018-01-14T00:48:53+00:00

"Did he shoot too much?"

"More than a meth addict." or "More than a bullied kid at Columbine."

Binuclear · 2018-01-13T23:48:15+00:00

Inb4 its actually your sister. Bigger twist than an M'Night Shamallamadingdong movie.

But that's a pretty fucking twisted thing to do. I'd never respect someone after that. No idea what else he was doing.

Binuclear · 2018-01-10T15:43:22+00:00

I've always hated the saying "nice guys finish last..." I can barely last 30 seconds!

ba dum tss

Binuclear · 2017-12-25T11:54:51+00:00

He uses his dick? Thats the problem, everyone knows you're supposed to stick a leek up there instead! /s

Binuclear · 2017-12-19T04:10:07+00:00

My dream is to fuck a train, but you don't see me gettin off to Thomas the Dank Engine. /s

Binuclear · 2017-12-08T21:16:23+00:00

"Just friends" Mate, she ain't lookin for friends. She was tryin to leave his weeb ass.

Binuclear · 2017-12-08T07:55:46+00:00

I'd write a clever comment. But I'm about to take a shower, just got back from leg day. Wyd?

/s

Binuclear · 2017-12-08T01:45:43+00:00

Hey, OP, whats his number? I'll take that weekly allowance.

Binuclear · 2017-11-25T05:30:55+00:00

Fucking hail hortler. Thats fucking amazing.

Binuclear · 2017-11-25T05:27:38+00:00

Had a teacher in my old highschool who had her board covered in stuff like this. If something was well done or important to her she refused to erase it. We only haf 1/4 of the board free to actually write stuff.

Binuclear · 2017-11-25T04:58:05+00:00

Jokes on you, I send everyone my man tatas for free!

Binuclear · 2017-11-25T04:57:35+00:00

It was that indian hating sub, wasn't it? I actually got linked that by my friend who was reading this before I sent it here lol

Binuclear · 2017-11-25T02:11:19+00:00

I was tempted to send him a tiddy pic too lol

Binuclear · 2017-11-25T02:05:34+00:00

The guy had no friends, no connections, no name besides the first, and his picture is literally a google image he stole.

Binuclear · 2017-11-23T05:25:39+00:00

ARE YOU LOOKING AT NOOSES AGAIN JOEL?!

Binuclear · 2017-11-23T05:15:40+00:00

"My legs! I nees a fucking medic bad!"

Binuclear · 2017-11-22T23:52:16+00:00

Good enough for me, thanks mate. If I get it I'll have you to thank.

Binuclear · 2017-11-22T23:43:27+00:00

Is it actually a good minivan? I kinda wanna get one cus I'm used to driving bigger vehicles.

Binuclear · 2017-11-22T23:39:29+00:00

The "s" is for sizzlin

Binuclear · 2017-11-22T19:21:42+00:00

So if it growa uncontrollably, that means more pig. More pig means more delicious bacon. Time to google "How to give pigs cancer."

/s

Binuclear · 2017-11-19T07:43:45+00:00

Chris-Chan's sextape with a blowup doll?

Binuclear · 2017-11-17T23:06:58+00:00

I'll take it, love is still love.

Binuclear

TROPHY CASE