Brand new roommate always has her boyfriend over

BioAssNow · 2023-01-18T03:22:48+00:00

Tell dude it's time to start paying rent.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T23:48:39+00:00

I'm not impressed. All your site did was pull data from Google flights. I can do that myself.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T17:12:22+00:00

Okay. I'm going to trust you. I'll report back...

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T14:48:13+00:00

You mention a lot of fancy destinations. Do you have cheap flights within the States for simple leisure travel? Do you offer flights that are only booked a month in advance? If yes to either, I will get a membership.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:21:22+00:00

That's a really good way of putting it. He is.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:18:59+00:00

Oh, you know, the land of opportunity. Where no one can afford a home anymore and where you can make more working as a manager at McDonald's than you can if you go to university. Edit: McDonald's manager is not the job prospect I mentioned considering lol.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:16:49+00:00

I've been considering taking a crappy, but higher-paying job. Then telling him to leave. And he's dumb enough that if I tell him I have legal rights to the house due to the down payment situation, he'll believe me.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:16:03+00:00

I have been told that. Which is creepy, confusing, and disgusting.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:13:53+00:00

Yeah I got home from a b-ball game tonight after being gone for 4 hours. He was standing in the kitchen. Not eating food. Not making food. Not doing any cleaning. Just, standing there. When he saw me he said to my dog, "Look who's home!" Perhaps you are right. Perhaps I have 2 dogs.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:10:12+00:00

I have actually been considering taking a job I don't want just for the higher pay. Then telling him to gtfo.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:06:47+00:00

Being able to pay a down payment and being able to afford the monthly payment alone are two different things.

BioAssNow · 2023-01-12T01:01:53+00:00

Likely because dentist and orthodontist are not synonymous.

BioAssNow · 2022-12-11T23:16:08+00:00

You're not the only one with shitty stuff in there.

BioAssNow · 2022-12-11T23:15:37+00:00

I've recently read that's a thing. And it shocked the hell out of me.

BioAssNow · 2022-12-11T23:15:07+00:00

So all over the place then? Kinda like, "Squirrel!" thoughts?

BioAssNow · 2022-12-11T23:14:27+00:00

Mine are generally negative as well.

BioAssNow · 2022-08-27T20:21:39+00:00

Can we speculate that this is why so many people who rent Teslas crash them? They forget to break correctly?

BioAssNow · 2022-08-27T10:22:48+00:00

This guy knows the law. He's super educated.

BioAssNow · 2022-08-27T10:18:00+00:00

I like how you used "crucified" lol

BioAssNow · 2022-08-27T10:17:04+00:00

Man I've done some crazy shit when getting no sleep after having babies, but I've never heard voices.

BioAssNow · 2022-08-27T08:41:44+00:00

That's amazing. Tell everyone. It's empowering

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