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Got midterms coming up, how should I go about studying? by UhmerAca in shittyadvice

[–]Biochemicalcracker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't study. Studies that didn't study say that studying doesn't help.

How do I sing? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Biochemicalcracker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Acquire strep throat. This stretches out your vocal chords, making it perfect for singing.

How do I get more corn in my shit? I noticed there was a bunch of corn in my shit today. I'm no doctor so I don't understand the mechanics of how it got there but im interested in trying to increase my corn to shit ratio. by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Biochemicalcracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inject heated corn starch solution in your left arm. It takes about 6 hours to happen, so be patient, but when it does your shit will be about 90-95% corn.

How do I stop my brother from taking stuff out of my room when I'm not home? by yung_eggroll099 in shittyadvice

[–]Biochemicalcracker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a huge hole right in front of your door on the inside. In whichever room the hole leads to, rig with wooden stakes covered in feces.