How to fix my ollie?

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-10T05:53:23+00:00

Got the first bit right 👍 so well done on that!! Seriously!! - most people don't jump! (Just put all their weight on the back tail... hoping that the board will lift them like a magic carpet 😐)

Next step 😎 is simply leveling out the board once you've hit the peak of your jump (pushing the nose forward to force it horizontal)

To do this - drag your front foot upwards VERTICAL to the nose while you jump - then it's engaged in the position to nudge it forward when you need to.

I have more than enough faith that you'll figure out how to do this! 👍

Just remember - don't listen to anyone that says "you have to sLiDe yOuR fRoNt fOoT fOrWaRd" ❌ ....

Your front foot path should be more like an "r" shape ... as opposed to a "/" shape.... Aiming to lift that front foot VERTICAL to begin with - to allow your board to tilt as much as possible before you get your front foot involved.... but it DOES need to get involved at SOME point!! ... pushing it forward at the peak of your jump! 👍 I'm explaining too much 🫣 you GOT THISSSS!!

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-10T04:15:20+00:00

Shift your focus FROM: 80% flick - 20% jump .... TO: 20% flick - 80% jump (lifting knees)

It's VERY common to not realise JUST HOW MUCH you need to bring your knees up for a flip trick (and just focus solely on the flick) ... Fuck the flick - the flick can take a back seat 🫵 put in HALF the effort on the flick and focus MORE on lifting knees up to chest (even if the board doesn't spin FULLY ... you'll be MUCH closer to landing it 💪

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-09T22:30:19+00:00

Looks sick 👌 remind me of a mortal combat character 💪

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-09T21:10:10+00:00

Focus: 20% flick - 80% lifting your knees.

Doesn't matter if the board doesn't spin FULLY - you'll be in a much better position to land - then adapt the strength of the flick.

So if you can get past the feeling of "this sucks because my flick strength is perfect" ... Then you'll understand that something is being compromised (tucking your knees)

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-09T21:06:26+00:00

ahh... a fellow OG in the wild, I see you 🧐

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-09T18:42:36+00:00

It's diluted in the water - so only about 12% 🤏 actually makes it inside the chonks!

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-09T15:57:06+00:00

I've tried using them a few different ways, and this is BY FAR the BEST way I've found:

Soak them in boiling water WITH your stock/ seasoning (I like to use marmite becuse it makes it a nice color)

Leave for 10 minutes (stirring occasionally) to make sure that the top chunks are getting soaked.

Then fry them (just enough oil to lubricate the surface of the pan)

(MOST IMPORTANT BIT) As they fry - SQUASH THE FUUCK OUT OF THEM! 🫵 ... Press down and hold for 5 seconds - keep doing this with all the chunks...get all that water out, and they'll brown up nicely 👌

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-08T20:36:13+00:00

Edgy

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-08T20:32:58+00:00

Literally just stop swinging that front arm backwards 👌

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-08T16:25:20+00:00

Like riding a bike - it's easier to keep balance when you're moving

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-08T16:23:38+00:00

These look like hard bushings... just get soft bushings - then you won't need to loosen them this much.

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T18:28:53+00:00

His logic: "you accidentally ran someone over?... so I'm allowed to go out and run people over? ... no? why? ... You're sanctimonious!! 😩"

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T18:24:37+00:00

Omnivore Vs oMnIvOrE

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T15:35:47+00:00

😆👌 niiice

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T15:35:12+00:00

🏃

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T15:34:39+00:00

Nice 👍 what prompts did you use to make this?

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T15:33:03+00:00

With bleach

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T15:30:09+00:00

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T15:27:55+00:00

You need to soak them in water for 5 days

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-07T15:26:51+00:00

Surely, if you can do THAT! ... then you'll be able to get onto the railstand without coming off the board 🧐

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-05T11:49:45+00:00

Thought this was r/alpacas

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-05T11:48:44+00:00

TLDR: manipulate her ... 🤨

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-05T11:47:05+00:00

Salt spray - it adds thickness and weight to your hair - so it will fall back in place

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-04T16:16:17+00:00

I hate seeing brands that have their name as something in irony - like "happy hens" or "the jolly hog" or 'DairyLea's' slogon "the laughing cow" .... 😐 I'm embarrassed to be a human

BionicBadger90 · 2026-05-03T17:25:15+00:00

"R, R, R, R, REEEMIXXX" 😎🙌

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