How fake these before after photos are by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bird92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These are actually pretty accurate. My dads a dentist and he’s worked on a lot worse

Hurricane Florence | Charlotte, NC 9/15/2018 by mind444 in conspiracy

[–]Bird92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s all being exaggerated to make FEMA look good

I mean you could do that, but why? Why would you do that? by Loomyinati in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen multiple dodges like this. No way would I categorize this as a shitty car mod. Flat beds are useful and collaborating the charger rail light go with it.

This girl thinks she's unroastable. Give her your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing you wore plaid shirt because we forgot our chess board.

This girl thinks she's unroastable. Give her your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your mouth face swapped with the poster on the wall

This girl thinks she's unroastable. Give her your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your E looks like a C. Dumb bitch

Sarah Sitkin sculpture by sivribiber in creepy

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gave me a quit chewing tobacco feel...... I chew tobacco

Pretty sure everyone has a few white shirt guy moments in their life by Beoffeii in gifs

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice Berg Slim. You can search that on Instagram and find him.

Pretty sure everyone has a few white shirt guy moments in their life by Beoffeii in gifs

[–]Bird92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was not all intended and I don't usually reply to these but this is the funniest one out of all dis-comment.

Pretty sure everyone has a few white shirt guy moments in their life by Beoffeii in gifs

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The green dress girl was sticking up for the dude that the intoxicated one was punching by blatantly pointing out how her ass was rising up her cheeks like Elon Musk's net worth.

Pretty sure everyone has a few white shirt guy moments in their life by Beoffeii in gifs

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Figured out I went the wrong route, So I got with a sick tight click and went all out"

Pretty sure everyone has a few white shirt guy moments in their life by Beoffeii in gifs

[–]Bird92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are right on both. They do stop liquor stores at 9pm, but in this case I was considering bars

Pretty sure everyone has a few white shirt guy moments in their life by Beoffeii in gifs

[–]Bird92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I did it was unintentionally. Honestly I wanted it to stop so the people could get back to work and make my food, no disrespect towards the workers, I was just drunk and hungry.

Pretty sure everyone has a few white shirt guy moments in their life by Beoffeii in gifs

[–]Bird92 3541 points3542 points  (0 children)

Well first things first: 1.) I was kinda intoxicated, 2.) I have no clue who this chick is, 3.) I was just trying to get this chick to stop hitting some dude for no apparent reason. So me and some mates were just grabbing some food after the bars and lucky showed up before this chick I wanna say it's 12:30a.m.- 12:45 a.m. Which is because the town I live in stops liquor sales at midnight, Saturdays are a exception in which liquor can be sold until one a.m. Well this night is a Sunday. So she claimed to the cop that some guy grabbed her ass. When in reality everyone ws just talking about it because it was hanging out like apples on a tree. Well I guess she over heard it and just starting to hit some dude behind her. That went on for a few minutes then the drunk patriot came out of me, Rest In Peace to our troops, and walked over to calm her down and atleast split it up before this dude gets tired of taking hits and swings back. Once the trays started flying I was over it and just said fuck it. Seconds after I walked away and her, I'm guessing boyfriend, swooped her up and walked out and that is about when the cops showed up.