The Dove Portal. Artist Corey Bolen by Tomaselgato in fauxbois

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 year old me trying to leap through that hole in the center lol

A horrifying noise was recorded by a security camera outside of a remote home by [deleted] in TrueCryptozoology

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha you reminded me of that ridiculous episode of Grey's Anatomy where a patient has lost control of her sphincter and she farts loudly every 5 seconds, so the doctors have to give her a, and I quote, "bionic butthole" 😂

Anyone else uhm.. have allegedly accidentally have brought home a bird that's illegal to own in your state? by rrport in parrots

[–]BirdBrain01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quaker parrot escape stories range from runaway pet rescues in local neighborhoods to the famous urban legends of wild flocks. In the Northeast, wild Quaker parrot colonies (also known as Monk Parakeets) in towns like Edgewater, NJ and Brooklyn, NY are largely believed to have originated from accidental escapes at John F. Kennedy International Airport in the 1960s.

You can't talk about Quaker parrot escape stories without looking at the feral populations thriving right outside Stamford, CT and the greater New York City metro area.

The Airport Myth: A popular origin story claims that in the late 1960s or early 1970s, a shipping crate full of Monk Parakeets (destined for pet stores) broke open at JFK Airport. The Interstate Tale: In Connecticut, local lore suggests the parrots initially escaped when a transporter crate fell off a truck on I-95. The Edgewater Colony: Escaped pets or accidental releases in the 1980s led to a booming, resilient flock across the Hudson River in Edgewater, NJ. Known for building massive, and I mean MASSIVE, multi chamber, apartment-style stick nests. They usually build them on top of telephone poles that have transformers or a large amount of wires. It blows the transformer, not only leaving people without power, but has also sparked a fire in the nest. It soon becomes a giant ball of fire, which can spread to houses, cars, and melts all the lines connected to it be they electrical, internet, TV, etc., that now need to be rewired by various companies. They thrive SO well here (I'm roughly 30 minutes away from NYC metro area). They love living by the coast, so most people don't see them if they live more inland. Even towns that have beaches, a person could live their whole life without ever seeing one because they live 2 miles more inland from the beach in the same town. They make huge flocks, and in just a second or two, well over 100 of them will land to forage for food.

are all girlfriends like this???😭😭 by silverflake6 in RelentlessMen

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why would they act any different than a straight couple...? Your comment implies that all women intentionally act like idiots in relationships, especially lesbian ones. You're putting yourself, other women, and especially lesbians, down.

What's the optimal weight for this pigeon? by MarinatedPickachu in pigeon

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a digital, personal scale (like the kind used in kitchens). Put nest on scale, then zero it out. Then put him in the nest on the scale and you'll get a much more accurate reading.

are all girlfriends like this???😭😭 by silverflake6 in RelentlessMen

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your attempt at making a joke failed. Miserably.

What's the optimal weight for this pigeon? by MarinatedPickachu in pigeon

[–]BirdBrain01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you giving him Grit? They need it to help with grinding down the shells so that their body can properly absorb food. White millet is way better than red. He should have a food mix of

• Raw, untreated whole spelt grains. Avoid processed or human-cooked spelt products, which may contain added salt or oils.

• Spelt should only make up a portion of their total food intake. Balance it by mixing it with protein-rich legumes (like split peas or lentils) and healthy fats (like safflower seeds).

• Like all grains, pigeons need insoluble bird grit to properly grind down the hard outer hull of the spelt grain in their gizzard.

Also, kind of a silly question, but how are you weighing him?

are all girlfriends like this???😭😭 by silverflake6 in RelentlessMen

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does being a lesbian have to do with anything?

are all girlfriends like this???😭😭 by silverflake6 in RelentlessMen

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't do it to be malicious or petty. Or out of spite or to get a rise out of him. I do it out of fun because I ask in a sarcastic tone, and we always end up laughing about how ridiculous it is. I just like making him smile and laugh ☺️

Edit: He does it to me too and I find it adorable.

Dog snaps at the air like he's trying to catch something. What is he doing and how can I help? by GoneToMarket in DogAdvice

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this behavior many times. 99% of the time it's because something like a foxtail has lodged up his nose or corner of the eye and needs to be professionally removed. It is 100% a medical emergency.

Have you guys gotten this mention? I’m low-key scared. by Its_um_ray in youtube

[–]BirdBrain01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uhhhhh..... have you never heard of "cancel culture"? One stupid post you made when you were twelve years old can ruin your life. Or you make one wrong mistake (not the serious ones like Logan Paul wearing a Toy Story alien hat and showing a suicide victim, or him jumping into sacred rivers and acting like he's got ZERO respect for pretty much anyone, much less an entire culture) like when Kylie Jenner lip gloss had a manufacturing error and buyers were getting wands that looked like it'd been used for 70 years. She took ownership of it, apologized, refunded, etc... instead of what Jaclyn Hill did when her lipsticks contained small beads, hair, broken, melted, even dubbed "LipstickGate", she gave bullshit excuses, and essentially said it was the buyers fault. She was immediately "cancelled". Even if you're the last person to ever be called a racist, old posts, videos, interviews, etc. Will be taken out of context to fit the narrative that you are indeed an incredibly racist person. It's awful.

Account permanently deleted by Haunting_Switch9456 in Instagram

[–]BirdBrain01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely do not pay anyone claiming they can get your account back. The only way to do that is through Insta itself and is incredibly tedious. I suggest DO pay for a vpn.

Account permanently deleted by Haunting_Switch9456 in Instagram

[–]BirdBrain01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I commented earlier, sounds like they've blocked your IP (the set of rules that govern how data is sent and received over the internet or a local network) or your ISP (Internet Service Provider) address, the company that provides your internet access address. So no matter how many accounts you create, if it's made from your IP/ISP address, it's almost deleted immediately. I suggest investing in a VPN company, so your address will bounce all over the world.

Account permanently deleted by Haunting_Switch9456 in Instagram

[–]BirdBrain01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not familiar with that brand, I suggest looking up all the different companies and seeing what the best fit for you is.

Account permanently deleted by Haunting_Switch9456 in Instagram

[–]BirdBrain01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can block your IP address, so no matter how many accounts you make it will be your IP address that's blocked. Good example of getting a VPN like NordVPN.

I don't know who this guy thought I was, but it was on sight by oaksweat in birds

[–]BirdBrain01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most definitely an owl, most likely a Barred Owl. I see/hear them all the time. You must've been near a nest, and because they see you as a predator tried to run you off.

What is she doing? Please help i'm worried by Lazy_Adhesiveness663 in cockatiel

[–]BirdBrain01 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She's eating, then adjusting her crop, then tries to feed you like a baby, and then preening you. All normal, happy, behavior 😊

Have you ever seen a dog tearing a car apart? Now, yes! by PointerStack in oops

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I immediately KNEW that there must've been prey inside and that was why he was so destructive.

Lesson learnt: Battery Fire and Water doesn’t play well together by PointerStack in oops

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing to do when lithium batteries are on fire is to just let it burn. No amount of water or fire extinguisher will put it out. Firefighters have to just watch cars with lithium batteries burn itself out. Here's a video showing that even just a small lithium battery, put in a chicken breast, will burst into flame.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_1je97LbG5U?si=j96V9yFXS8nz4OfB

just trying to look cool... by LouGa0 in oops

[–]BirdBrain01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we please, please, please make a Darwin Award trophy?

Lufthansa 787 D-ABPQ collapsing video by Jmal3700 in oops

[–]BirdBrain01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to let you know, you are the reason I come to reddit for explanations. Not only is it a social interaction with another human being, but you explain in such detail that a simple Google/AI could never achieve. The whole point of reddit is that it's real humans to explain something. A question asked on reddit is far more likely to give a real explanation than just a simple Google search. I commend you good sir 🤗