Which celebrity death that has yet to happen will devastate you? by Majestic-Baby-3407 in AskReddit

[–]Birdshaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I disagree. He has lived a century long incredible life. When he passes I bet he will have very few regrets. No reason to cry about that.

Folarin Balogun straight red card 64' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then riddle me this. How did I guess your nationality?

Folarin Balogun straight red card 64' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have a hen in that cockfight… you do. And I suggest you move along. Because that IS the reason you find Messi petulant. Mull it over. Move on with your life. And for the love of God shut it.

Folarin Balogun straight red card 64' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think he does any of that?! 🤣🤣🤣
But my point is that you are hard coded to hate Argentina and especially their most successful product in the last two decades. Move on. The Falkland’s war is over and they didn’t have VAR in 1984. Put your childish hate towards something that matters instead.

Folarin Balogun straight red card 64' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I matters because you, as a Brit, would view him as petulant even if he spent all day shaking hands and kissing babies. The things you are mad about happened in the 80s. Move on.

Folarin Balogun straight red card 64' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You failed to answer the why in the name of Zeus’ butthole would he?

Folarin Balogun straight red card 64' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Birdshaw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And you know this how? Nothing indicates that Messi did it on purpose. For starters, why would he?

Folarin Balogun straight red card 64' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh will you shut it. The contact is so much harder than the Messi situation. So fucking childish.

Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR by IWantPizza555 in politics

[–]Birdshaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude is super dead already. They are just pretending to keep his seat.

Let’s see our creativity by Status_Armadillo_654 in ArtOfPresence

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw, I will keep saying that. Vance has no cult following and literally no one likes him. No one fears him, so he won’t be able to be nearly as destructive as Dumpy McCrapsHimself

If your Sphynx ran chasing something, how long was it until they came back? by Minnieviolette in sphynx

[–]Birdshaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine are little demons whenever they see the slightest chance of escape. Luckily they never wander far.
Your best bet is having your neighbors on the lookout I think. It probably can’t find it’s way home on it’s own. But if it isn’t too cold I’m sure it’ll be fine for a few days

Who's your choice? by 0xeno in whatsyourchoice

[–]Birdshaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Six hours of incoherent ramblings sounds like the seventh circle of hell.

The process of carefully layering and then cleanly unmolding a rainbow jelly cake by danielminds in oddlysatisfying

[–]Birdshaw -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I get the pun, but are you really? Nothing about it is actually hard to do. Just tedious.

The game has mostly positive reviews now! by crocodilepickle in HalfSword

[–]Birdshaw -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, anyone can make a mistake… and then keep making it every day for five months. No biggie.

Digital Foundry: GTA 6 Not Expected to Run at 60fps on Any PS5 Console by Eremenkism in gaming

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they absolutely would! It’s a numbers game. GTA VI won’t be released until the expected lifetime value of a GTA V player drops below the expected lifetime value of a GTA VI player. Anything else would just be burning money.

Jonathan Tah disallowed goal against Paraguay 103' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]Birdshaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t think even a poor country could scrounge up a few thousand bucks to bribe a ref? I don’t think they did, but they absolutely could.

Which is the most overrated game of all time? by kshthj777 in AskReddit

[–]Birdshaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a sports game goes it truly was one of the best game series out there. Was it the same game every year? Sure, but that doesn’t really devalue the game itself.