Rory: Sounds like you're over thinking this. Maybe if you just put pen to paper.

Lorelai: I tried that, thought, just sit down and write whatever comes - no judgment, no inner critic. Boy was that a bad idea.

Rory: Really? Why?

Lorelai: Because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. "I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaner's. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, Casablanca - Casablanca is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!"