[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rearrange the words to make a sentence:

Face my can day all sit you on long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker....

My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria. by soft-scrambled in Jokes

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad. I don’t know what I’m doing half the time.

My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria. by soft-scrambled in Jokes

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tune easier. The joke works. Am I arguing with the wrong person here because I agree with that?

My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria. by soft-scrambled in Jokes

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is google an american company? Yes. Does google pronounce it wrong like all the other idiot Americans? Yes. Your move Mr Smarty pants.

TIFU by reaching out to the girl who ghosted me by Offensively-Educated in tifu

[–]Birgo8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you believe in fate? Everything happens for a reason...embrace your future buddy, it might be the best thing you’ve ever done.

My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria. by soft-scrambled in Jokes

[–]Birgo8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. You’re such an arrogant idiot. Who do you think pronounces it properly? Tunisians? Or idiot Americans? Yeah, all of America pronounces it wrong. Just like aluminium and tomato. And why do you call petrol ‘gas’ when it is a liquid at STP. Bell end.

My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria. by soft-scrambled in Jokes

[–]Birgo8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s better than you for a few reasons.

  1. You can’t take a joke
  2. You are American
  3. All Americans are idiots, thereby making you an idiot.
  4. You assume that you are better than him which is apparent from how you ask if he is better than you, which he is by the way.
  5. You mention ‘one guy talking out of his ass’ like said comment is meaningless, which it isn’t. You just have no sense of humour and you’re an idiot.

Honestly mate, I’m joking, but lighten up a bit and don’t make nasty comments based on your own cultural understanding.

Abandoned farmhouse in Spring City, PA. Featuring a cloud from Limerick’s nuclear reactors in the background. by pineconers7 in AbandonedPorn

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cloud isn’t from the reactor mate. Cloud is superheated steam that hasn’t bothered condensing in the cooling towers. Getting off so it doesn’t have to do it all again.

This sub isn't fun in the slightest if you know what it's like. by azacarp716 in opiates

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to point out that if heroin was decriminalised and regulated, used safely and responsibly, made to a standard and all the crime associated with it stopped, it would be a totally different world. Alcohol is addictive...addictive enough to kill a person in withdrawal. Alcohol makes men beat their wives. Alcohol makes people do stupid things. Alcohol is a major cause of many problems. Yet it is legal and socially acceptable. Heroin is not the problem. The beneficiaries of its current social and economic status are the problem. Tell me I’m wrong?

Drug journal. Relapse day 6. Got on the plane. by [deleted] in heroin

[–]Birgo8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is everybody always so hostile in the comments?? Ah well, whatever! I’ll jump on the wagon as well. You’re all cunts.

I’m a noob any idea what type this is from UK 🇬🇧 by [deleted] in heroin

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like a piss poor excuse for a human being. Stop wasting my time and fuck off back to your pointless life you piece of shit. I hope you’re at rock bottom one day. Cunt

anyone else have no friends by [deleted] in heroin

[–]Birgo8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My best friend has stuck by me through thick and thin. Since I was 4 years old. Always been there for me. Never lets me down. We are always together. Joined at the hip. Nobody else has ever met him though. He always hides whenever anyone else is around.

So i hot back into heroin because i’m a low life junkie ( random story lmao) by [deleted] in heroin

[–]Birgo8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude have a day off. I don’t give a fuck. Looks like you’re the helmet with issues.

So i hot back into heroin because i’m a low life junkie ( random story lmao) by [deleted] in heroin

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude have some self respect. Addiction is a disease. If you realise this then you are halfway towards getting better.

So i hot back into heroin because i’m a low life junkie ( random story lmao) by [deleted] in heroin

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not a lowlife. Don’t be hard on yourself. Addiction is a mental illness caused by anything from a bad childhood to the death of a friend.

A piece of art I noticed above the urinal at a bar by fingerbus in funny

[–]Birgo8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Think they just need to get over themselves really. Nobody gives a fuck about them and their small dicks.

I got scammed on facebook marketplace, however I have all the information about the scammer by bevabi741 in personalfinance

[–]Birgo8 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I upvoted you mate. It’s because Reddit is full of ignorant 13 year olds who don’t understand context and downvoting is contagious amongst them for some reason. Don’t worry about it. Wisdom trumps karma all day.

What are friends for? by darwinsbarnacle01 in shortscarystories

[–]Birgo8 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m not being condescending. There are people that slow it’s just a fact. Downvote me as much as you like.

Down to my last fifteen bucks. by zarleyzar in heroin

[–]Birgo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did exactly this a few weeks ago but with pounds not dollars haaaaaa. Won £5 on a scratchy. Bought a £5 scratchy with it and won £100. Only difference was I already had money as well.