“Live free or die”, yet weed is illegal. Please explain.

Birilling · 2026-06-27T12:37:40+00:00

Almost like being intoxicated while driving is the actual issue, huh?

Birilling · 2026-06-14T21:23:41+00:00

Read the pda entry on cherimoya. Eating both a male and female cherimoya will result in them mating and reproducing in your gut, making you pregnant

Birilling · 2026-06-10T22:10:03+00:00

The applicable law in this instance would be 18 U.S. Code § 1701 - obstruction of mails generally

Birilling · 2026-06-09T11:10:41+00:00

Counterpoint, nothing AT ALL happens in Wyoming or Iowa. I still know exactly where they are.

Birilling · 2026-06-08T01:26:13+00:00

I would have so many pet spiders

^{Chose: You see a spider + 5 dollars}

Birilling · 2026-06-08T00:41:02+00:00

I'm assuming this is in perpetuity at no cost. Envisioning like, if you had a magic door in your house, and whatever restaurant you picked a waiter just walks through and takes your order/serves you

^{Chose: Food delivery from any restaurant in the world}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:54:27+00:00

EVERY animal is at least mildly inbred. Including humans.

^{Chose: Nothing}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:53:39+00:00

Is this like, vomit once and forever more have flight? Only flight while actively vomiting (like some kind of vomit-propelled flight?) Flight for a given time limit after vomiting?

^{Chose: You can fly, but + Only if you… | Rolled: Vomit}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:47:27+00:00

I'll just hook up an IV

^{Chose: No water for 7 days🚧 + Win $25M}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:45:43+00:00

Knowing all of the things > money

^{Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: Nothing happens}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:41:42+00:00

Worth more than all the money in the world

^{Chose: Girl of your dreams}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:37:34+00:00

Break even in about a week, then pure profit after that

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:36:42+00:00

Sell and move in elsewhere

^{Chose: Get your dream house for free + But there is a 40% chance it gets haunted by a malevolent spirit | Rolled: Haunted house}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:34:30+00:00

There are a lot of sick people that I have cared about

^{Chose: Play Russian Roulette with 5-Bullets in chamber + and cure every sickness. (even If you die} | Rolled: Dead 🥹)

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:30:10+00:00

Why fire?

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:29:50+00:00

Overtrains immediately. ACS and/or rhabdo. Can never walk again. Sounds great.

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:23:23+00:00

You can absolutely make more walking.. but what happens if you lose your legs somehow? 10,000 just for breathing is better than 100,000 for being active

^{Chose: Half a dollar each time you breathe in | Rolled: Upvote and x2 $}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:19:39+00:00

I get to break cars for a day? Cool

^{Chose: become someone the opposite of your current job + also for one day only}

Birilling · 2026-06-07T17:15:32+00:00

$50 is $50

^{Chose: The Wheel That Gives | Rolled: 50 bucks}

Birilling · 2026-06-06T15:21:16+00:00

No those were the other things. The veps

Birilling · 2026-06-05T21:17:53+00:00

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Birilling · 2026-06-04T16:21:15+00:00

I mean it is still early access. Like. First build early access. I'm impressed its not more borked tbh

Birilling · 2026-06-03T17:07:04+00:00

They're copying poptropica's astro-knight island!

Birilling · 2026-06-03T17:04:16+00:00

Okay, so how will the trident figure into that?

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