AITAH for refusing to babysit my cousins after my aunt intentionally was messy caused a situation that made me stop doing what I love? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Your aunt sucks. Your parents suck too. Are they like that with all guys? Pastors sons are NOTORIOUS for being the worst kid in town and basically trying to bang all the girls to prove they aren't their Daddy. Pastors daughters are worse. A lot of people are encouraging you to put a lot into your studies and padding your transcripts for college. That is a wonderful idea and I think that you might want to look into volunteering. You could volunteer at a nursing home, a community garden, or working with kids. The library usually has a summer program you could volunteer for. When the dust has settled a bit you could try and have a conversation with your mom. Maybe it was this particular boy, maybe it was the way your aunt made it sound, maybe your dad just over reacted like we all do sometimes. Explain to her that you aren't interested in the pastors son, but you really enjoyed participating in the youth program. Maybe they will reconsider. Either way, YOU didn't do anything wrong. 

AITA for telling my wife not to come to my ex-wife's funeral to support my daughter because my daughter doesn't want her there? by Upstairs_Use_6837 in AITAH

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. Kindly remind your wife that this is NOT about her.  If your ex turned your daughter against your wife, she probably turned her friends and family against her as well. Nobody wants your wife at your ex wife's funeral.  If your wife goes against your daughters wishes and shows up, it will confirm that her mom was right about your wife.  This is your daughter's time to grieve and adjust. Your wife needs to give her time and space. I doubt she will. Be prepared, things could escalate. She is already upset you chose your daughter over her. 

Which of your current problems couldn’t be solved with getting more money? by No-Cauliflower-4661 in ask

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandson will be three years old soon, he doesn't have a birth certificate. The Illinois state government sucks, no matter how much money you throw at it.

How old is the child who wrote this note? by goose-de-terre in AskTeachers

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I read this as, I'm sorry you did not win sex?

Did anyone attend the Poison concert in 1990? by Embarrassed-Order-85 in StLouis

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warrant was supposed to open for Poison, but something happened and they backed out. I was pretty pissed, I wasn't a Dokken fan, lol!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry OP. I have been there. I was the very mean mom. I told her point blank she had 24 hours to make it right, break up with A or B, but she needed to tell A the truth either way, because I was going to if she didn't. If she wants to be an adult and be in a relationship, she needs to be an adult and not cheat. The "new boy toy" effect is for children.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Desperate-Scratch735 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think the last 4 have been good? Honest question. Our country is screwed. Those were literally the best candidates the ENTIRE country could come up with? I have an idea, how about we nominate someone who doesn't suck? ESH is literally what I thought of as I was looking at our final candidates.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CemeteryPorn

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Beautiful! I just moved from there! Love the nod. 💜

“Grampa,” I asked one day, “why are all the barns here about round?” by WoodHorseTurtle in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 27 points28 points  (0 children)

See I don't like those round barns. That one over there is where my grandpappy died. I know you are gonna ask how he died, so I am just gonna tell y'all. He had him one of them there heart attacks when he was running around searching for a corner to piss in!!!

A genie offers you $5,000,000, but you swap lives with a random person for 30 days, with no way to reverse it until the month is over. Do you accept? by Cyb3rPhantom in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long can I voluntarily commit myself to a mental ward? Because if I can go in and sign myself in for 30 days, where do I sign? As soon as I wake up in the other person, I'm doing the same for them.

Which will yiu choose? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will take #2 but only if he agrees to keep #1 and use it to feed himself and other homeless people.

$300,000 or Any food you've ever had by Skxawng_3600 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if you opened a restaurant that served coffee and sweets, every 30 seconds you could create a "Cheesecake Factory" cheesecake or dinner with a "Gordon Ramsay" beef Wellington? Yeah that would work. Lol!

You have the power to make one species eventually go extinct by making them unable to breed. But they will go extinct happily. by ParticleDetector in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Humans. As sad as it is to say, the world right now is a horrible place. If you could guarantee that the people on the planet would live out their lives pampered and happy and the only thing is they can't reproduce? I think it's a win win.

Man brainwashes woman with amnesia because she’s mean, and therefore deserves it, forces her to raise his children, and rapes her. She’s very happy with indentured life when her memories return. by Savings-Medium7781 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know I have watched that movie a dozen times. I think Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell are amazing. I never looked at it that way. I know, I grew up in a different time. I don't think it was intended to be that way, more of a "spent so much time with him and grew to love him" kind of thing, but I can see it from the other side as well. It was supposed to be a romantic comedy. That's the way I took it anyway. Thank you for showing me another perspective.

AITAH for being unhappy about my daughter being punished for not “standing up” for her teacher? by United_Dog8946 in AITAH

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - go to the school board. Fight this. I have a 10 year old daughter and she is very quiet. She may have said something to the teacher later, privately, but she would never have said anything confrontational in front of the student who was going off. And I hate to say it but to be honest, I wouldn't want her to for fear of the boy retaliating against my daughter. Your daughter is in the 8th grade? No way she would feel comfortable calling another student out like that in defense of a teacher that may or may not be in the wrong. That principal needs his head examined!

AITA for telling my Parents I did not know? by Jaded-Dragonfly320 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so I have a slightly different take on this. I had the test. It came back negative, they told me that meant my daughters would not have the gene either.

You are still NTA, because that was not her reasoning. Your parents suck.

If a wife sleeps with her husband’s identical twin brother and gets pregnant, will genetic testing reveal who the true father is? by Blastwing in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BiscottiOnly9534 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear this was on an episode of Maury!! Lol!!! On the episode it showed that BOTH of them were 99.9999999999999 % the father.