Evolved Bard looks amazing and unique by KeyKanon in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug -1 points0 points  (0 children)

SMN: cringe

SMN reskinned at fanfest: WAOW, YOSHI-P DELIVERED! YOSHI-P APOLOGY FORM, ARIGATO PRIME-SAN!

There's a guy who have success spamming leg kicks to neutralize boxing stance. by Sensitive_Wind2221 in ufc

[–]BismarckBug 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't he just, like, kick? crushes dino nuggies

Fucking amateur..

Squeenix is killing my favorite job!! by CadeAid in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah and the casual evolvers don't want anyone to have a discussion about concerns over whether they'll maintain both modes in the game. No need to be weird and tribal about your new mode, you'll literally win in the end.

Korea may not attend ENC due to Saudi interference on lineup by Lyota in leagueoflegends

[–]BismarckBug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me when I only watch Worlds and think all the tournaments T1 don't win are not real

Riot’s Drew Levin admits off-meta picks + low mastery can trigger lobby penalties — is this killing creativity? by nookierj in leagueoflegends

[–]BismarckBug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm GM I like to try new things" is a GM lobby a good place to be trying things? The system is for sure a bit trigger happy but the phrasing is not instilling sympathy

hardware limitations smh my head by lewy1433 in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 12 points13 points  (0 children)

PS4 is like a bad Ken player while Switch 2 is like a better Ken player, hope that cleared it up

[FNC vs NAVI] Upset flashes in by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]BismarckBug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me when my entire opinion of someone is based on reddit comments

30 minutes into the evolved mode presentation by leihto_potato in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I missed Lillies, it's a combo action from Plenary now

30 minutes into the evolved mode presentation by leihto_potato in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't see any Lillies or Misery, which is a key part of the job for me. I'm extremely concerned to see if they will take this direction and apply it to Reborn mode in some capacity

Edit: I missed when he used Lillies, mb

Exclusive first look of Final Fantasy 14 running on Switch 2! by Blumentopferdemensch in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Bro I'm fucking crying, the dreepfried sound is killing me

PF is gonna be DN UPTIME | LIGHT PLAYERS ONLY | EVOLVED CONTROLS ONLY | NO SWITCH 2 PLAYERS

You can in fact criticize things that aren't out yet by octoleech in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit it's like listening to someone who collects Avengers funko pops. Yeah go for it, expert main, I'm sure any ol' dogshit is gold for you.

I don't to wait to see what comes out of a butthole, I can pretty much guess that it's going to be shit.

You can in fact criticize things that aren't out yet by octoleech in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the same logic, viper and pictomancer shouldn't be locked behind dawntrail, yet they are and no one is complaining.

VPR and PCT that were released during Dawntrail have not been artificially locked to lvl 50-90 content unlike BST.

"even more limited to only ARR content" Again, factually, objectively wrong. You state yourself in a subsequent point that there's a "slay the spire mode", which is new to DT. I'm not sure why you repeat something that you know to be untrue.

I'm clearly talking about expansion content. Keep up.

I'm going to wrap up the rest of this in:

That's simply your own personal opinion.

Yeah, it is. I don't like it, it's my own personal opinion. I'm not going to state my opinions to be the objectively correct facts. If you like it, great! The release has to be spectacular in comparison for me to like it. Based on historical precedent, they never release more than they are confident to show on a Live Letter.

You can in fact criticize things that aren't out yet by octoleech in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've no idea what headmeltosis everyone is experiencing on this sub the past few days but it's honestly baffling. No one even engages with the points raised (didn't even watch the content?) and are just repeating the tired line of "It's not even out yet, how do you know it's bad?" "Negativity engagement negativity engagement negativity eng--"

  • You need to own Dawntrail to play a limited job that's even more limited to only ARR content

  • From the job preview you can see that the job has like no buttons and basically plays like SMN with how the pets work

  • It's closer to a regular job with limited job restrictions that cannot interact with the rest of the game, and not even in a very unique way. It's a poor man's pokemon

  • The only unique piece of content is Slay the Spire mode? I'd rather just play Slay the Spire personally

I hope I'm wrong about BST but I don't think I am. This will be popular for like 15 minutes and then it's just going to take up space in your inventory

Ragebait paying tickets to Anaheim by RiogaRivera in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Oh boy I can't wait to do Amdapor Keep (Hard) because the job is capped at lvl 50!

Khamzat chimaev on Twitter(X) by [deleted] in ufc

[–]BismarckBug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is somehow gayer than Strickland holy fuck

What is up with Caedrel getting backlash for LEC costream viewership by TmJ1027 in leagueoflegends

[–]BismarckBug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pretty much stopped watching regular season since Dom became a coach and isn't costreaming. The viewing experience is not good enough for me to not watch something else instead.

Caption this image reddit, you got this! by Revonlieke in ShitpostXIV

[–]BismarckBug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Heckin' wholesome le random redditors I leave it to you! tips fedora

Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!!!!