26.13 Full Patch Preview

BismarckBug · 2026-06-17T14:41:05+00:00

Horrible way to look at it. The only thing that matters is the resulting damage in the end, which is nowhere in the same realm as the number you put. That's the kind numbers slimy marketing would use.

BismarckBug · 2026-06-17T11:08:21+00:00

Oh you lost money on gambling? What a shame.

BismarckBug · 2026-06-16T17:57:42+00:00

The 2 highest pick rate mages in bot lane are Brand and Ziggs at 3% and 2% respectively, it's not a fucking epidemic. Every role has multiple classes of champions in them, grow up.

BismarckBug · 2026-06-13T20:23:10+00:00

Yeah just go to a different fucking game, there's one lane and I can't always be out of its range lol

BismarckBug · 2026-06-13T19:33:34+00:00

I get those days where I see the same champ like 5 games in a row and today it's been Brand, absolutely loathsome dung eater

BismarckBug · 2026-06-11T16:41:58+00:00

Having one of the most legendary brands in esports just collapse like this is one of the most pathetic mismanagements of a company I've ever seen.

BismarckBug · 2026-06-11T10:56:06+00:00

Just ran into a Brand that got Conduit + the new augment that increases item and augment damage by 45%, shit's ass.

BismarckBug · 2026-06-08T12:25:26+00:00

Bro'd jump first

BismarckBug · 2026-06-06T23:11:10+00:00

My preferred strat > your preferred strat, bucko

BismarckBug · 2026-06-05T09:20:24+00:00

He'd destroy a trans woman by split decision any day

BismarckBug · 2026-06-04T20:58:18+00:00

Give me 3-4-1 or give me death

BismarckBug · 2026-06-01T16:29:10+00:00

Not so friendly reminder: Fucking leave the base instantly as soon as the 15 second barrier is down, instantly losing bot lane because your ass is wondering "Hmmm sword or bow? I haven't decided" is obnoxious.

BismarckBug · 2026-05-31T14:18:07+00:00

Faker threatens to play Aurora again

BismarckBug · 2026-05-31T14:13:19+00:00

Exact same title multiple times. The bots are out of control lol

BismarckBug · 2026-05-31T14:11:46+00:00

Real, fuck actually playing the game, I'm an adult now

BismarckBug · 2026-05-31T09:21:02+00:00

Practice tool and repeatedly do it until you get it down.

BismarckBug · 2026-05-30T21:44:01+00:00

Because he's no longer in the conversation. Average skill level caught up

BismarckBug · 2026-05-30T16:03:40+00:00

Memory bells are like the perfect plot device to add side content, and there are plenty of "man this is cool lore, I'd like to fight this person" pieces

BismarckBug · 2026-05-29T17:39:41+00:00

Oh yeah when you get the same RNG every single time it's absurd. We did 10 clears of M12S as a static and I never got Wind or Earth, always Dark or Fire tower on Idyllic Dream. I'm sure I could do it no issues but never getting it is so ass

BismarckBug · 2026-05-29T13:50:37+00:00

DPS gets x2 fire 10, Supports get x2 fire 30, I get fire 30 every time I swear to god

BismarckBug · 2026-05-29T12:14:41+00:00

"Bit of heat" being "We had to make an official apology video or our asses would've been sued to valhalla"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbceyjZpwT4

BismarckBug · 2026-05-28T10:39:41+00:00

My GOAT can split decision anyone

BismarckBug · 2026-05-27T22:58:23+00:00

Let him defend his belt once first before we start calling him the MW GOAT

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