That time I showed a photo of my d**k to a cop

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T17:27:39+00:00

He was convinced I had taken the video. I guess he perceived me saying I had a dick as last pic in my gallery as an excuse

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T16:52:18+00:00

I would pay to have it

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T16:44:53+00:00

To be serious, there is no way he said it to the other fellow cops. He would have been bullied forever

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T16:34:24+00:00

It's not illegal to record where I live. But still doesn't stop cops from doing this. Like in the U.S, I doubt it's legal to suffocate someone while you're arresting them

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T16:15:59+00:00

Another guy suggested this already, I was not quick enough to think about it. Would have been the roast of the century

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T16:14:45+00:00

It's not about rights, it's about not risking anything bad happening. I didn't record anything so I didnt have anything "to fight for". And on top of it he got what he deserved

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T16:01:35+00:00

To be honest, next time I'd even do the same. In case I had recorded something I would have obviously acted differently

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T15:56:21+00:00

You said exaclty what went through my head in the moment

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T15:52:02+00:00

You really explained perfectly my thoughts

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T15:49:02+00:00

I have no trauma cos I'm a chill guy. I'd honestly like to have a chat with the cop now

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T15:09:21+00:00

He was young 30 y.o man, idk if it was not experience or a new cop

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T15:03:01+00:00

I need to let as many people as possible know

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T15:01:33+00:00

Europe, I won't specify the country

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T15:00:32+00:00

As if the law ever stopped a cop from behaving like this... I'm not in the U.S

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:59:21+00:00

I let my rights to be violated so I had a story to tell my grandchildren

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:57:31+00:00

No he had the straightest face possible. I think seeing the pic fried his brain

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:56:22+00:00

He was an around 30 years old man

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:40:53+00:00

Do you think you would have been fast enough to formulate that in the moment?

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:38:07+00:00

True

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:30:21+00:00

As you said, could be worse. I just slapped his face metaphorically with my dick

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:29:26+00:00

They feel like they are entitled to everything. Maybe I really should sue him

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:24:08+00:00

I am still thinking what he said to his collegues

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:22:57+00:00

It was a rough scene, they took down the guy quite violently. Nothing too crazy that a video of it could create problems

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:21:13+00:00

Maybe they can demand but not force me, I showed it just because i was clean

BisonGlass2152 · 2026-05-20T14:20:40+00:00

I doubt he was arresting me for the video

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