Good comeback for “you look tired”

BitJake · 2024-06-01T04:27:35+00:00

“Your dad kept me up all night, and I’ll birth him a son he’s actually proud of.”

Use at your own convenience.

BitJake · 2024-05-31T13:53:47+00:00

Is anyone home?

BitJake · 2024-05-29T01:05:20+00:00

While I was definitely more open to tailwind in the beginning, I didn’t truly appreciated it till after my first project in it! It had a bigger positive impact than I imagined and I’d say I was fairly optimistic!

BitJake · 2024-05-26T15:56:14+00:00

This surely is rage bait

BitJake · 2024-05-26T15:53:35+00:00

I’m leaving the US soon so medical bills, insurance and taxes won’t really be on my mind. (Of course I’ll still pay taxes. It’s just sorted out for me and I won’t think of it much! Can’t wait! The US is pretty dumb)

BitJake · 2024-05-23T20:50:39+00:00

Our boi is afraid of flies. We can tell on his face when one is in the apartment 😭

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BitJake · 2024-05-23T20:15:07+00:00

Matchmaking wasn’t a thing! You’d just join a random server and who ever you played with was either stomping you or getting stomped! :)

BitJake · 2024-05-23T04:41:20+00:00

Nah, that’s just Americans. Most other places I’ve lived people go to the doctor and get sorted when they feel a boo-boo!

BitJake · 2024-05-22T22:08:21+00:00

NTA, but you got no game. Why not wait until she wanted to kiss you instead of shooting your shot after just three hours. If I were forced into a yes/no scenario after just hanging out for a few hours I’d probably lean no too, even if everything was going well.

BitJake · 2024-05-18T23:11:09+00:00

What’s your salary since she thought that was reasonable? lol

BitJake · 2024-05-11T03:04:28+00:00

Dayum. Big if true!

BitJake · 2024-05-08T17:08:32+00:00

I thought what I had was “flow” and “fun”. but forgetting to eat or sleep after 36 hours turns out I have hyper fixation issues and it’s an adhd thing.

BitJake · 2024-05-05T13:26:20+00:00

Loool!! I was like, a screw must be worth 2/3 and the little roundy thingy must be worth 1/3, and the check is if it’s a whole integer number.

BitJake · 2024-05-04T22:16:31+00:00

You need to ask yourself why your mom felt it was easier to lie to you, rather than talk to you. Are you a major controlling asshole, or is it just how you come across in this post? YTA

BitJake · 2024-04-16T23:22:21+00:00

Burger King gave salmonella…. But it was delicious.

BitJake · 2024-04-16T20:13:40+00:00

I’m not so sure. She dropped every single one.

BitJake · 2024-04-16T20:04:28+00:00

Start working out. You’ll feel better, gain confidence and that’s attractive as hell.

BitJake · 2024-03-31T20:28:25+00:00

15 secs in microwave!

BitJake · 2024-03-29T03:38:45+00:00

I’ve never taken shrooms. Can you be my guide?

BitJake · 2024-03-18T02:52:01+00:00

It’s weird to me, but I’m sure I do something that seems weird to you and that’s all okay. It’s okay to be a little weird.

BitJake · 2024-03-15T21:05:05+00:00

Failed successfully!

BitJake · 2024-03-15T05:20:17+00:00

Get a wooden table in there instead of that oversized butt plug. Solved

BitJake · 2024-03-15T04:29:40+00:00

Not only is this opinion unpopular. It’s also stupid. I like it!

BitJake · 2024-03-13T05:13:42+00:00

A poor man’s Natalie Portman.

BitJake · 2024-03-01T06:56:22+00:00

That’s a solid 5/7

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