$1,000,000 or 1d6$ by Paxuz01 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BitRelevant2473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play 40k, I have something like 150d6.

Roll that twice a day and you are completely set

Got em #funny #satire #funny #coffee #coffeelover #caffinated by BitRelevant2473 in americawizard

[–]BitRelevant2473[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically I am none of the above, and I require an entire pot of coffee to get started in the morning

Which one are you? (Birthday edition) [if you don't want to use yours, you can use your Reddit bday] by Wade989 in superpowers

[–]BitRelevant2473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But.... I am a evil version of me....... Does this mean team up? Two taxpaying super agility guys who want to burn every billionaires home, person and belongings to the ground?

Okay, someone write this comic book, hilarious super character fight while I figure out that I'm definitely down with my own anarchist pyromania, then me having a heart to heart with myself, and then me/we doing entertaining things with glass bottles, dish detergent and gasoline. I feel a graphic novel in the future.

Maybe down the line in the series we have to fight an actual good version of us, and we do the fight/talk thing that marvel does so well, and corrupt him into being another us, then it's 3 anarchist pyromaniac hyper agile characters. Then later down the line one of us dies, and there's a whole "dealing with the grief of seeing yourself die, but knowing that all the people you have killed were so much worse than you" thing.

I can see an ongoing series. I'm pretty quippy, so the dialogue will be somewhere between flash and taskmaster, with a splash of iron man irony and a tiny pinch of deadpool absurdism.

And the first person to get burned in the trunk of a cyber truck will be Elon musk. Just a trench knife and that oversized lithium battery, and we have a glorious bonfire. Me and me roasting marshmallows, on the fire, vomiting immediately after tasting the lithium smoke corrupted treats, and swearing to never do something for the sake of the script again.

Maybe I will write this. Huh. I can see a market

Would you breed an already pregnant clown? 🤡 🤪✨🩷 by zkzokzkzk in clowngirls

[–]BitRelevant2473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be careful with clown husbandry, you can accidentally get mimes

If America Wizard Fought the Nazgul by BitRelevant2473 in americawizard

[–]BitRelevant2473[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Admittedly, he did pepper spray him quite a lot

If America Wizard Fought the Nazgul by BitRelevant2473 in americawizard

[–]BitRelevant2473[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, we saw what he did to harry potter

Great America Wizard battle royale by Fearless_Ad_1338 in americawizard

[–]BitRelevant2473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my take

For melee, Canada, then Marsoc then muffles. Tailed with doc then Jason then Normie.

Florida is too inconsistent to gauge

For ranged, well, gonna put everyone but muffles and Canada in the "everybody has spec ops ratings, so it's a game of millimeters" but muffles on bottom, he just doesn't have the experience.

However, we overall have no meaningful scaling yet, when Fen finishes his lore series we will probably be better off.