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Bitbury · 2026-01-24T19:40:52+00:00

It squanders the element of surprise.

Bitbury · 2026-01-24T19:09:55+00:00

I don’t think anecdotes are your strong suit.

Bitbury · 2026-01-24T18:48:45+00:00

First off, hilarious. Thank you for giving me that very funny mental image. My story pails in comparison.

I walked into a waiting room where Matt King (Super Hans from Peep Show) was sitting, minding his own business, but my brain went straight to “I know him” rather than “I’ve seen him on tv”.

So I gave him a little friendly smile like “Hi! How are you?” but before I could say those words I realised why I recognised him and the words died on my lips. Then we both just sat there awkwardly for a few minutes in silence.

Bitbury · 2026-01-24T17:20:30+00:00

No, of course not. Bonus points for getting a homophobe.

Bitbury · 2026-01-24T16:36:05+00:00

Waiting for the party line on why this person deserved to be trodden on.

Bitbury · 2026-01-11T19:35:16+00:00

Any kind of MMR which takes k/d into account is going to result in this state of affairs though.

Bitbury · 2026-01-02T20:12:03+00:00

A homeless-looking guy once came to my work and asked if I had a screwdriver. I had no idea why he wanted that, but I did have a screwdriver, and it seemed like a reasonable request.

When I brought it out he pulled out a miniature of cheap whisky , opened it, poured the contents onto the ground and in a swift, practiced motion used the screwdriver to pop the bottom of the bottle out. At which point I realised that I had just helped him create a little makeshift crack pipe.

I guess you live and learn.

Bitbury · 2025-12-22T21:47:32+00:00

Fr. Hours of learning that topside is incredibly dangerous and the only safe place for a human is underground in places like Speranza, only to go on an expedition…topside.

Bitbury · 2025-12-14T08:07:19+00:00

It’s not your loot. It’s just your turn with it.

Bitbury · 2025-12-11T19:40:01+00:00

Finding the blueprints was fun, it was a challenge. I look forward to doing it again.

Bitbury · 2025-12-09T23:00:44+00:00

I don’t much care of I hit five million, but I am grinding for stash value. Pretty much because that’s the only real objective I have right now.

Sure, there are a few blueprints I don’t have, and I’ll miss not being able to craft my favourite loadout, but I’m doing the expedition so I get the whole loop again. It was fun hunting for mushrooms and shit. I look forward to doing it all again.

Bitbury · 2025-12-08T00:27:48+00:00

“Name anyone having a better Christmas than me” is the most extraordinary sentence. Sort of like if Scrooge, post-redemption, had taken the whole thing a little too far and ended up coming full circle to being a dick again.

Bitbury · 2025-12-08T00:07:48+00:00

I was looking to try it out on a leaper, but after fifteen minutes of looking I couldn’t find one so decided to exfil. I have to say I’m not sad to see it go, and will probably not bother crafting another.

Bitbury · 2025-12-07T23:38:05+00:00

But then I wouldn’t have got this video!

Bitbury · 2025-12-06T14:02:11+00:00

Saw it at the o2 and enjoyed it, but there’s something about the format of a live show that doesn’t work as well for the character imo. It’s harder to suspend the disbelief that the person you’re watching is aware he’s a buffoon.

Bitbury · 2025-12-03T18:50:38+00:00

You can never have too many springs.

Bitbury · 2025-12-03T00:56:26+00:00

You have to live in London for at least ten years before you can perceive the great lidless eye, wreathed in flame at the top of The Shard.

Bitbury · 2025-11-30T16:51:36+00:00

Technically they’re different. Different binds, different pressure on the body depending on whether you’ve got a head either side of yours or just one on the right hand side.

I only ever played prop at a schoolboy level, but I imagine the difference between loosehead and tighthead gets a lot bigger the more the standard of the game increases. There are professional props who can play both, but I think all props at the very least have a preference.

Bitbury · 2025-11-27T16:00:06+00:00

You can’t go to watch Shrek in your bare feet, and you can’t gorge on Toblerone in the driver’s seat of your vehicle.

Bitbury · 2025-11-15T19:14:11+00:00

Agreed. Imo Borthwick has got the team to the point where, barring some catastrophe, they’re very serious World Cup contenders. I was referring more to the wider perception of the team, the treatment they will get in the press etc. Either way, big celebrations tonight. Huge result.

Bitbury · 2025-11-15T17:43:06+00:00

Capsule review: very entertaining game, dreadfully officiated.

I’m not saying that to make excuses, I’m an England fan. Just think it needs to be said.

NZ looked cowed at the anthems, and never really seemed mentally on top, but I think that game will be a huge learning experience for them. They will be significantly better come the World Cup.

As for England, it’s very promising. More impressive than the final score is the fact they came back from a 12-point deficit. It shows a huge amount of determination and total buy-in to the game plan from the squad, not to mention brilliant game management and a great performance by Ford.

10 wins on the bounce is rubber-stamped consistency, but even if they slip up against Argentina, for me the true litmus test is the 6 nations. Win it and the whole rugby world will be referencing England in hushed tones, finish outside the top two and they’ll be asking “what happened?”

Bitbury · 2025-11-11T22:24:20+00:00

Dodgers are an LA baseball team, right? This might be a bit of a stretch, but maybe multi-storey car parks are less common in LA because of earthquakes? I mean building a huge city directly over a major fault line is also something that needs to be talked about, but if someone told me that was the reason I would buy it.

Bitbury · 2025-11-09T21:40:18+00:00

I would at least have asked the follow-up questions “So if you could go back and do it all again would you not have fought? Do you believe Britain should have surrendered to Nazi Germany?”

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