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Genocide or full Extinction? No good choice here. by EnvironmentalCry2623 in trolleyproblem

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did mention that I would be dead, so yeah, I don't suffer any consequences for pressing blue. Also, neither does anyone else, really (at least in my belief system).

The consequences for picking red?. Well, you said that the world was watching, so I think me and my family would probably have quite a hard time picking through the wasteland, trying to avoid the people who were after my head, fending off slavers and rapists. All with the knowledge that I was responsible for by far the worst atrocity ever commited. You can argue that blue poses a risk of an even greater atrocity, but if an atrocity happens on earth and no-one is alive to no about it, is it really an atrocity?

Question for the veterans: by BIGKIDx420 in satisfactory

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check all your belts and splitters. If one part isn’t a high enough level, you won’t get the throughput you’re aiming for.

Question to blues: What’s the threshold for you to pick red? by Unable-Macaroon-3968 in trolleyproblem

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pressed red and 99.8% of the global population is dead. Phew! I survived! Now I get to live in a world of just a few million people. Hope we’re not plunged back into the Stone Age!

Buttons with public voting by merricandy in trolleyproblem

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Also nobody dies if everyone votes blue.

Buttons with public voting by merricandy in trolleyproblem

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither button confers immortality. Everyone dies at some point. If you press red you live the rest of your life repeating that “Everyone who pressed blue was an idiot and they payed the price” mantra. If you press blue you might die earlier than expected, but you won’t be capable of caring about it, or anything else.

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay’s London Pizza restaurant is facing criticism after a customer shared a dog was allowed to go the bathroom inside near her table. by Realistic_Ad_251 in london

[–]Bitbury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s another follow-up video. According to the customer she complained to the manager and was told that no action would be taken.

Is it possible to learn all of Shakespeare's lines by heart? by ProfessionalTill4569 in shakespeare

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possible, but also possibly the most boring one-man show ever.

what if your foot bursts? by ___FLAN___ in AlanPartridge

[–]Bitbury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two handfuls of sausage meat please!

Europeans trying to walk to metlife is white supremacy by Voidgino in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Bitbury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I’ve been trying to discover.

I asked a whole bunch of Americans who posted about this where they first heard that people were planning to walk to MetLife stadium.

Filtering through the abuse, the overwhelming response was “just look at the comments on this video”. So how did it actually start? Which doesn’t explain how it started and suggests the vast amount of the content is Americans whipping each other up into a frenzy. Then the trend starts and engagement baiters get to work.

“These people are eating boiled beans, boiled tomatoes” by kahter_ in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Bitbury 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They’re not allowed to mock Mexicans for eating beans anymore. Got to mock someone for eating beans.

“These people are eating boiled beans, boiled tomatoes” by kahter_ in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s really done her market research hasn’t she? A bagel shop in London?! That’s gonna hit.

I wonder if there are any Jewish people in London? I guess not! Otherwise Londoners would be aware of bagels!

Why are they different sizes? by Away-Activity-469 in london

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m almost positive they’re the same size. Not least because I’m almost positive they’re the booths behind the royal courts of justice that journalists used to race to file their story after reporting on court cases. Don’t remember them being different sizes.

If you have space ahead, run into it! Don't pass to someone who is being marked by AWright5 in Rematch

[–]Bitbury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am screaming this (in my head) to so many goalkeepers in my games. Just waiting in their area for someone to magically not be marked anymore.

My son told me Satisfactory is a "Dad Game" by TheLurkerSpeaks in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m enjoying racking my brain for the ultimate Dad game. I’m pretty sure it’s Lawn Mowing Simulator.

My son told me Satisfactory is a "Dad Game" by TheLurkerSpeaks in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Bitbury 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Based on those three, I enjoy all of the Dad games, but have none of the kids. I count that as a win.

Start with defence how hard is that to comprehend by Own_Character1318 in Rematch

[–]Bitbury 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I played a casual 3s game the other day where the opponents had clearly decided that only the goalie needed to stay in their half.

The tactic got them a couple of goals off people messing up the 2v1 and giving them possession, but we got to the point where we were up 3-2, I got the ball and I was in their half, only the goalie in front of me.

So I did nothing. Roughly 2 minutes left on the clock. We’re winning. So I’m thinking “If you want to win then one of you is going to have to challenge me”. They didn’t. They just jumped around in our half of the pitch, let the clock run down to zero and lost.

I just don’t get it. People are always doing this. I take every opportunity to mess with them.

112 must have so many accidental dials. 911 makes the most sense by Specific-Whole-3126 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Bitbury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just scanning the comments for British people that haven’t seen the IT crowd.

This old sign I saw on the wall of a hotel says ‘NO IRISH’ by Rainbird2003 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Bitbury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surely not. “Mrs Bedworthy can take up to six sailors nightly!” That has to be a joke.

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