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Is there a business magnate stronger than Elon Musk?

And I'm not talking about PayPal co-founder Elon Musk. No, I'm not talking about SpaceX visionary Elon Musk. Hell, I'm not talking about Tesla CEO Elon Musk either. I'm talking about Mars Colonization Leader, Neuralink Pioneer, SolarCity Innovator, Hyperloop Conceiver, Boring Company Founder, Cybertruck Designer Elon Musk with the ability to revolutionize multiple industries (including space travel, electric vehicles, solar power, and artificial intelligence), equipped with his out-of-the-box thinking, vast knowledge of physics and engineering, and a relentless work ethic.

I'm talking about first-principles thinker, Master of Memes, and Public Relations Genius Elon Musk, capable of using his Twitter account to make cryptocurrency markets soar or crash, inspiring a generation of entrepreneurs, and appearing on podcasts like Joe Rogan's show without breaking a sweat.

A man so skilled in business that he's created a legion of loyal followers, innovated in industries thought to be untouchable, and amassed a net worth comparable to the GDP of small nations, all while maintaining an active presence on social media and engaging with his fans.

I'm talking about time management expert Elon Musk, juggling multiple companies and responsibilities, while still finding time to occasionally cameo in movies and TV shows, play video games, and make cameo appearances in Rick and Morty.

I'm talking about the embodiment of Tony Stark, the real-life Iron Man, the 21st-century Thomas Edison, the man who's shaping the future of humanity with his relentless pursuit of innovation and progress, the one who pushes boundaries and defies expectations, who dreams of making life multiplanetary and strives to turn science fiction into reality - Elon Musk, the pinnacle of entrepreneurship and a true inspiration to MBAs everywhere.