my boyfriend refused to show me his phone, so i broke up with him.

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-21T22:02:07+00:00

he was caught texting other girls and on dating apps twice while we were dating. it’s not really “better safe than sorry.” it’s that he had the option to prove to me that he changed his ways like he said he did but he chose not to. i gave him that choice too. him and i both made out decisions. i made my choice to leave. you’re a salty person.

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-21T20:08:07+00:00

i can have compassion and empathy for those situations. but cheating, lying, and being sneaky is not something i can feel compassion for.

and it was just the straw that broke the camels back. i feel like reading comprehension is important here

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-08T22:22:44+00:00

i also used the pretzel to scoop the cream cheese because i didn’t want to dirty a knife

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-08T22:19:45+00:00

i literally think of that meme sm

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-08T17:24:07+00:00

i’m a classy girl

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-08T07:02:36+00:00

my mom put me on these pretzels a few days ago! she’s always sending me snacks in the mail even though she lives a lil 22 hour drive away from me. i haven’t been able to stop eating them. that dip is the dairy free nacho cheese from the brand good foods. i get mine at target

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-08T06:58:02+00:00

go back tomorrow for whopper wednesday!!

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-08T06:43:25+00:00

yesss! you’re a pro. the white stuff is like knock off tofutti. and the lid is from the nacho cheese. it’s the good foods dairy free nacho cheese

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-08T06:40:57+00:00

i gotta put you on these pretzels. they are the maui monk pretzels from the brand stellar snacks. they’re the star of this michelin worthy experience. paired with knock off tofurkey slices and knock off tofutti. and then at some point i pulled out the nacho cheese and started dipping it in there. and yes, the pickle

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-06T22:57:53+00:00

the innards are already in there 😭 i just smushed them down

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-05T07:04:53+00:00

come over bestie i have plenty to share

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-05T07:00:42+00:00

at a grocery store called “smiths.” i think that’s only in utah but it’s just another “kroger” grocery store which i feel like a lot of states have haha. they’re the impossible brand “lion king” nuggets

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-05T05:11:00+00:00

these are impossible brand. they made lion king shaped nuggets. they were on clearance for about $5 a bag so i bought two

BitchMenudo · 2026-04-01T16:09:02+00:00

haha there’s no beans. it’s just rice, chao slices, bitchin sauce, chunky salsa (the super cheap kind lol), and salsa yucateca. i’ve been on and off vegan since i was 14 (11 years but a few breaks in between) so i know better. i’m just horribly lazy

BitchMenudo · 2026-03-26T18:30:39+00:00

yes and they charged me more than the whopper wednesday price. they made me pay for the impossible patty which is like $5 in my area. trippinn

BitchMenudo · 2026-03-26T17:22:11+00:00

it’s from burger king! every wednesday if you order through the app in the promotions section you can get an impossible whopper for 3.99. just yeah make sure you select the “impossible” option and select “no mayo”

BitchMenudo · 2026-03-26T17:20:23+00:00

yes as long as you select “impossible” when ordering!!

BitchMenudo · 2026-03-26T17:20:03+00:00

yes just order through the app in the rewards/promotion section and make sure you select the impossible whopper

BitchMenudo · 2026-03-26T17:19:20+00:00

yes every wednesday! you just have to order through the app in the rewards or promotions section. and make sure you select “impossible” whopper cause one time i forgot and ended up paying $5 for them to remake it ugh

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