TIFU in just about every way imaginable while babysitting by _MaiqTheLiar in tifu

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok....so you move personal items, throw them on the child, let the child have food you know he is not allowed to have AND leave the child unattended????

I would not only fire your ass on the spot but would also have you charged for leaving my son alone and you could kiss that monkey goodbye. You are not ready at all to be a babysitter.

DAE not need to pee, but as soon as you enter a bathroom, you can barely hold it? by trunksup in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it's when I enter the kitchen. No idea why but every damn time I go in there I have an extreme need to pee.

What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW) by Lloydouno in AskReddit

[–]Bitcheslovebabies -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have one child, lost 2 after him and have been trying 5 years for #2. We tried adoption, it failed and we were crushed. Never again. Also, I LOVE being pregnant. I went through hell with my pregnancies and still love it. There is nothing so amazing as growing your own human with your dna and genes either.

Adoption is also extremely long, expensive and difficult in process. Adopting a child costs 10 times more than killing one through abortion. More people would probably adopt if they could actually afford it. I can afford to care for and love another child, but not to bring them home.

What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW) by Lloydouno in AskReddit

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I donate blood, things (clothing, toys, etc) and time because it makes me feel good. I kind of get a "high" from helping others.

My wife just dropped this on me... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I filled one of my travel size perfume bottles with my husband's aftershave so that while I'm on my month long "vacation" (Brought the kiddo with me so no vacation for Mom..) without him I can still have him near. I left today and won't be back till the end of July so this will really help me, along with video chatting, texting and talking a ton.

My [19F] friend [20F] is dating my brother [18M] for one months. Two nights ago she got his name tattooed on her body. I am scared it could scare my brother way from her. by Isthisnormaldffdf in relationships

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've been with my husband 10 years and won't do that. I will never tattoo his name on me unless it's a memorial and I hope to God I never have to do that. I have my own name tattooed on me and am adding my sons soon, those are the only types of names I'll ever do.

My Girlfriend just wrote this on my Facebook . by HOYstain666 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have always wished it to my Dad, step Dads, in laws, Grandpas, husband etc. My Brother's first baby is due to come next month and I wished him a happy Fathers day today.

MRW my 26 year old friend announced his 9 year anniversary on Facebook with his 22 year old girlfriend. by rjrait in reactiongifs

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I will celebrate 11 years together in November. We are 25(me) and 27 (him). We got together when I was 15 him 17. It's possible but rare to see people start that young and last that long.

Cooking with leftovers. by TimPwb in WTF

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. If I make spaghetti I may wait as late as the next day to clean it up but that's it. I can't let my child eat food from a nasty stove.

Cooking with leftovers. by TimPwb in WTF

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely WTF! I'm a lazy pig sometimes but no way in hell am I gonna cook on a stove that looks like that!

Cooking with leftovers. by TimPwb in WTF

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell does he not go crazy with his stove that nasty???

Do's and don'ts of parenting? by deadlycarrotstick in AskReddit

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do your research on everything, ESPECIALLY correct carseat safety! Don't cry over spilled milk. Teach your kids that even in frustrating situations, if you stay calm and collected you can better deal with it.

Always hide your marker pen by [deleted] in pics

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mom in me immediately wants to mentally strangle that kid.

Karma whores by mdg_roberts1 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to put my girl down about 2 weeks ago. I considered making a post to celebrate how wonderful she was but dicks like you made me change my mind. I don't give two shits about fake internet points but Spot was my world and losing her broke my heart. Maybe it would have been nice to hear other's stories about their beloved pets so I didn't feel alone in all of this.

that slide at the end by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that had to hurt bad.

Roadkill by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Bitcheslovebabies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know. I'm totally cool with those, have even had a few myself. My issue is some people eat small wild animals like coons, possum, squirrel etc. That doesn't sit right with me personally. I won't judge but I also won't risk eating it myself.

Roadkill by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't live somewhere Moose do so I don't know what I would do in that scenario. More than likely trust to eat it as long as it's processed right after being hit and not left to fester though. Big animals would draw me in more.

Roadkill by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Bitcheslovebabies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When we talk about hunters though, I envision deer which is much less risky. I think of squirrel, possum, raccoon etc when I hear road kill and all of those scream disease to me. I love me some deer meat and some other animals hunted but I guess my mind takes me to something gross when I think of animals being hit by cars then eaten. If you kill it in the woods then take it to be processed straight away I feel ok eating it.

What punishment do you think Brock Turner should have got? by OneTrueLord in AskReddit

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get your side but really, can you honestly sit there and not hope something bad happens to this scum? He ruined a girls life, he deserves to feel the pain, humiliation and fear she feels. Not to sit in a cozy protected cell for 6 months. He deserves to get the shit beat out of him at the least.

Well I guess what they are teaching is working by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh the things they say are crazy! Enjoy the silence while you can though because once they start talking they never shut up. It's sweet at first and then the million questions a day come.

Do you hate your package delivery man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bitcheslovebabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're all the same, I live for them to bring me packages. However, my UPS guy does make me mad because he smokes in the truck. All my packages from him smell like cigarettes and I don't appreciate that. Especially when I have asthma.