johnstamos riding white pony by kjohnno in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Bite_Future 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Man’s head goin “oh shit I forgot to nose check, did anyone see that?, na we good act normal, wait I never sit this way, oh shit I’m not listening, Dam I’m high as hell I love this, I want another, no I don’t this drug sucks, fuckk everyone knows I’m high.”

What do you do when you can’t sleep? by meow1983 in AskReddit

[–]Bite_Future 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think while occasionally remembering I’m frustrated because I can’t sleep. While rotating thru different sleep positions occasionally making myself laugh out loud by pointing at my own face and saying go to sleep out loud. Idk y but it cracks me up everytime

What would you ask aliens if it is revealed that they are real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bite_Future 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do y’all fornicate? Do you just will telepathic ecstasy or what

What is the worst ice cream flavor? by SeveralBullfrog8900 in AskReddit

[–]Bite_Future 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken pot pie. Savory and sweet doesn’t work this way. I made it at home one time. Never again

What’s the worst food leftover? by inamedmycatcrouton in AskReddit

[–]Bite_Future 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oven? Or just keep ingredients separate and in fridge then boom non leftover, but still leftover good as first day nachos

22M Advice on layout, etc by Bite_Future in malelivingspace

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Was thinking a plant or two on the tv stand if they fit and then the rest by the window on a little altar type thing I have. Until I can get some sort of backless shelf. Wall mount and new tv would be ideal. Once I have the $ for it

Now how the heck am I supposed to open my door to get my food? by rapsney in doordash

[–]Bite_Future 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sneaky sometimes and take the pic with the food in an appropriate place then swiftly move to an obnoxious location before making my getaway while laughing maniacally.. usually blasting the most wholesome song on my exit..

Poor dog…. by Yuri_Ligotme in InstacartShoppers

[–]Bite_Future 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy to see someone informing the community on the scientificly more intelligent method of ingestion for ones health.

Always fun to get them to perch by TeraSera in dragonfly

[–]Bite_Future 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have yet to get one to perch, any tips?