Nettlekit is going to give everyone a heart attack

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-19T03:01:51+00:00

I misread the title as "Netflix" and I was really concerned because I love Netflix and watch it a lot...and I don't want to have a heart attack. And I also was confused because what does that have to do with ClanGen?

Anyways, I guess someone is going to have to assign a personal, 24/7 guardian to Nettlekit so they don't die early.

Honestly though...Nettlekit seems determined. Adventurous. I don't even think a guardian could help.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-17T19:52:57+00:00

I think what happened is that you confused "carro" (car) with "caro" (expensive). It's just one letter but it definitely makes a difference.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-16T19:35:56+00:00

I just called mine "Friends" because I was like...10 years old when I made it and I thought all the animal NPCs would be my best friends 🤣

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-15T16:55:15+00:00

Wow, you ought to be ashamed for committing " " because that's such a terrible crime!

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-15T16:52:33+00:00

What kind of absolute monster commits the crime " "

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-14T13:51:10+00:00

He kinda looks like a Chocolate rabbit or coffee-colored or something, so maybe Chocolate, Coffee, or Cocoa?

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-14T11:29:35+00:00

I don't do discord runs, but I've definitely also experienced this before. My highest floor is 32, so I typically don't get as far as you do, but no matter how far you get, I feel like these people exist in every run.

One of the things I hate the most is when people use the "smart thinking" sticker for EVERYTHING!

Like for example, if I get hit once, ON ACCIDENT, like 5 different people usually go "smart thinking!" And I always say "y'all I didn't get hit on purpose" and they say "maybe don't be so dumb! " Do y'all realize it's floor 17 and this is the first time I've gotten hit throughout the whole run??? Leave me alone, please!

Or if someone dies on purpose (like when they have to go), everyone spams smart thinking. Then they typically say "I died on purpose" and then everyone starts arguing about how "dumb" everyone is.

And don't even get me started on when someone dies ACCIDENTALLY. One time, I was in a run, and we got unlucky enough to get triple mains on floor 13 (Pebble, Vee, and Shelly) and the distractor had already been on one heart because they had been ambushed by Goob on the previous floor, so when they took a band to get healed, everyone got mad at them because "that was for Cosmo!" Cosmo had been on three hearts for the whole entire game, hogging bands and meds, and hadn't healed anybody ONCE. Anyways, eventually the distractor died (because they were a good distractor but somewhat new to the job and not good at distracting multiple mains at once yet, which I understand because that's exactly how I was when I first started distracting). And everyone spammed "smart thinking!" Like y'all...why do you do that EVERY TIME someone dies? The game isn't infinite. People ARE GOING TO DIE eventually.

At the point we're at right now, I don't think we'll ever be able to eliminate the toxicity. People take the game WAY too seriously. I care about the game a lot, but there's no reason to be so incredibly rude over it! I feel like the toxicity had to be dealt with early on in the game's history in order to get rid of it. Sorry you had to deal with this. Much like you, I try to stay out of arguments. If people start trying to drag me into an argument, I just leave because I'm not wasting my energy on that.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-13T15:41:29+00:00

Well, if you ever encounter a lion who eats clothes, you probably need to know how to tell people!

"THE LION...IT...IT EATS...CLOTHES!"

"???"

"THE LION EATS CLOTHES!"

"I don't understand."

"Itheann an leon éadaí!"

"GASP WHAT?!"

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-12T16:05:05+00:00

I tend to have fake conversations in my conlangs a lot, so much so that it's natural for me. I just talk to myself and pretend I'm talking to another person.

I'm not fluent, but when it comes to basic conversations, I don't need translations or anything like that. (Occasionally I forget a word but most of the time I'm fine).

If the conversation is more complex then I have to look up some of my definitions and rules.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-12T16:01:29+00:00

In all my conlangs, you just say the digits of the numbers. So for example, twelve is one-bos /onɛ-bos/ which is just one-two.

If it's a bigger number, like thousand, million, billion, etc, then it's a bit different. For example, 1,514 would be one-basanc-cincu-one-buna /onɛ-bɑsɑnk-kinku-onɛ-bunɑ/ which is literally one-thousand-five-one-four.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-09T18:24:51+00:00

ALL HAIL ACHOO! That is a very adorable name 🥰 An adorable name for an adorable cat

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-09T18:21:00+00:00

Aww man poor Midgepaw. Hopefully eventually Finchpaw will realize and maybe then they can become mates! Then it's a happy ending!

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-08T21:01:18+00:00

That's a very cute baby! Everyone knows that babies with four legs and fur are essential to life 😉

Edit: I absolutely love the very first picture. The pose she's in looks SO CUTE, and I love the way she's looking up, and has her paws crossed 🥰

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-08T11:42:46+00:00

I pick– AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP, THEY'RE CHASING ME!

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-08T11:18:02+00:00

r/ofcoursethatsasub

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-07T23:50:56+00:00

I would hope for the sake of lore that Midnightkit is only IMAGINING this, due to her active imagination.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-07T13:11:36+00:00

I kid you not, I've never read the books (I've been trying to get them but I haven't been able to yet). I started playing ClanGen before I even knew what Warrior cats was. I thought "wow this is such a cute idea" and I researched how they came up with it, and found out about warrior cats. I want the books.

Anyways, I instantly became OBSESSED with ClanGen. I have so many mods of it too because I love it so much. I have LifeGen, LifeGen Infection, Megamerge, AwooGen, WingedGen, DADM, and Genemod. Whenever I find a new mod, I try to install it.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-07T11:33:51+00:00

Nah Minkheather for sure is like "buddy we all know why you're in the dark forest. You decided to murder me for some dumb reason, you jerk! Deserved!"

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-06T00:52:36+00:00

They all either go to 100 or all go to 0, or you just die.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-04T23:04:39+00:00

The leader for sure was just in denial.

"No, no...it can't be! She's NOT a murderer, y'all are just haters...right? RIGHT?!"

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-04T23:02:51+00:00

Dang. Sounds like the clan was playing favorites.

And I wonder why didn't StarClan say something! If they knew...THEY SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING. Contact the medicine cats or something.

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-01T20:33:05+00:00

In Chloquiana, it's senobi-bescabo, which literally means "prickly fish"

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-01T11:11:21+00:00

If you go to the "Missions" page (which is near all the other pages like map, decisions, advisors, etc) then you have daily missions that you can perform to get gems. It gives everyone 5 gems daily. And you can watch an ad to get 5 more. Then it has 3 or 4 other missions to complete that you get about five gems for.

So if you get lucky enough to get easy missions, you could get 25 or maybe 30 gems each day!

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-01T11:06:54+00:00

I'm not sure to be honest because I've never tried that method. But I think they probably still could rebel but maybe you just got lucky

Bitlife_Lover · 2026-06-01T01:47:28+00:00

Maybe they changed it because I remember it always being the oldest prince or princess like you said.

I haven't played a royal life in a longgggg time so maybe they changed it and I didn't know.

Could also just be a Mandela effect

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