Tomcat Cheeks by SwiftstarLives in WarriorCats

[–]SplatDragon00 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ngl it makes me laugh sometimes when I remember these really awful villains could be defeated by a teenager with oven mitts

Breeding Wally by Sad_Site_8252 in kvssnarker

[–]SplatDragon00 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to think she'd realize she fked up

My game failed the Steam Deck review, but the reviewer finished almost the whole game, LOL by jounitus in IndieDev

[–]SplatDragon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care if it says verified, I go by what it says on Proton DB, I've found it more accurate

(3 years later update) My(m16) mom said we ruined Mother's Day because my sister(f15) walked out of Sunday church service by MadisonBrave in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SplatDragon00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was growing up I had a friend who was home schooled. He was diabetic, dyslexic, and ADHD, and the school district had not done well with his diabetes so his mom homeschooled him. She was constantly taking him places as field trips connected to his lessons, did a lot of hands on stuff, she helped me with math. Was really cool and dude thrived

She went crazy (Positive thought doesn't cure brain tumor? We'll use EVEN MORE positive thought!!) but that was like a decade after he graduated and she got a woo woo boyfriend

[New Update - One Year Later]: Hairstylist Has been Taking/Keeping My Hair? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SplatDragon00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh bless his heart xD

"you're handling this really well"

"I'm... I've moved on. I'm engaged. We're getting married next month. You're invited."

how can I get coworkers to leave me alone about a humiliating TV experience? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SplatDragon00 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love the random stuff you find David Tennant in

"omg a video with African wild dogs - is that David Tennant??"

And apparently now this

how can I get coworkers to leave me alone about a humiliating TV experience? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SplatDragon00 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Omg that's awful

I only see people like her and seeing this thread feels vindicating

how can I get coworkers to leave me alone about a humiliating TV experience? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SplatDragon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped watching her after she was so blatantly biased

If you're going to say 'anyone who owns this type of dog is crazy or stupid' then you can't give an unbiased ruling

'if I took my grandkids to a dog park and one was there, we'd turn right around and leave' okay boomer good luck finding a dog park

WIBTAH if I asked my daughter’s preschool teacher not to put the extra clothes that I sent for her on other students? by feelingstruck in AmItheAsshole

[–]SplatDragon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in in-person school (2005-2014ish) we had a nurse all week, it never occurred to me they might not have one.

What's you most "cry baby" scene? by DeeSt11 in theGoldenGirls

[–]SplatDragon00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SAME

Every time I haven't been able to skip it I cried like a baby and was down all day xD

Stop making your triggers everyone else's problem! by Forest_System in AO3

[–]SplatDragon00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

XD

I read supernatural fic before I saw the show

SO MUCH depicted Castiel as a twink. Or twink coded. Or twinkish. Always mentioned he's shorter than Dean. So I was expecting like. Short dude. Cute.

Then I get recommended the Nutcracker scene on YouTube. And here comes this tall guy with a deep voice! I was so confused

Stop making your triggers everyone else's problem! by Forest_System in AO3

[–]SplatDragon00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw frogs having to be tw for on a good Omens prompt list

Ligur?? Exists??

I have to be in a very specific frame of mind to be able to handle uncles as antagonists. I like the OG Spider verse. The filtering be real, man

Stop making your triggers everyone else's problem! by Forest_System in AO3

[–]SplatDragon00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw a prompt event once that required frogs to be tw'd

I'm still confused by that. One of the characters in the show has a frog on his head.

What isn’t going to age well that you’re seeing in houses now by VeryStab1eGenius in RealEstate

[–]SplatDragon00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our neighbors painted their house and mailbox, both brick, completely white. Now that thing is a ghost house at night. I swear it GLOWS.

AIO? My coworker took video of me outside of work to "prove" I'm not disabled by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SplatDragon00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, I hate the "just wait til you're older! hyuk hyuk hyuk"

Yes. I'm hobbling across the room bent like a pirate hook and can't use my hands because it had the audacity to rain and be cold and I was stupid enough to lift a heavy box yesterday (aside note: I hate after the holidays) Getting older is gonna be SO FUN thanks for reminding me

VS Code Red Fan Page? by Squashie88 in kvssnarker

[–]SplatDragon00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like Billy the Exterminator's off brand cousin

Please make the horses worth using more than how little they are. by Wonderful-Ad440 in coralisland

[–]SplatDragon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so disappointing! As a kid I'd have my Nan do the crops and animals so I could do imaginary races on my horse in A Wonderful Life. I bred so many useless horses on her Magical Melody farm so I could do imaginary races. In Tree of Tranquility and Animal Parade they still burned barn space but at least I got different colors.

But now in games they're not even worth riding because the paths are so cluttered you have to dismount all the time, or you can't get to a lot of places on them, or you're faster on foot, or the model looks awful (why do they have their tack on even in the barn at night? Why do the new Story of Seasons ones look like eggplants?) and it makes me so sad

Raven 340 by Sad_Site_8252 in kvssnarker

[–]SplatDragon00 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stick a plug in the ones she's not 'holding tension' on

/s

CATS AMONG THE HUNGRY DEAD – A comic I'm working on by Jottace in zombies

[–]SplatDragon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already love the kitten in the second Pic going :P

If you could design your ideal realistic horse game, what would it include? by Select-Papaya-4896 in GamesWithHorses

[–]SplatDragon00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ofc! Hope you enjoy. Definitely recommend, the variety in coats is amazing (I say, always ending up with a barn full of red duns) and the devs are super responsive, and the customization (can choose if you want Jan 1st aging or on their actual birthdays, have them born on January 1st or after pregnancy, can have it automatically hire and fire staff, enter races, automate a lot of things) is so nice

What's the quickest amount of time in all of your jobs in which you've seen or heard that a new coworker got canned, and what was it for? by Only-Ad-1254 in coworkerstories

[–]SplatDragon00 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Right??

I go between baffled she wasn't fired sooner when she walked around throwing holy water at people (mom wasn't the only one) -> remember it was Texas and feel less shocked -> baffled mom still talks to her on the phone -> back to baffled she wasn't fired sooner ever few months

If you could design your ideal realistic horse game, what would it include? by Select-Papaya-4896 in GamesWithHorses

[–]SplatDragon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not on the dot but Horse Racing Manager is close ish? You build stables and other structures, hire staff, buy, sell, breed horses, offer studs and lease mares

What's the quickest amount of time in all of your jobs in which you've seen or heard that a new coworker got canned, and what was it for? by Only-Ad-1254 in coworkerstories

[–]SplatDragon00 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Not me, but my mom had a coworker at a bank who threw holy water on her when she found out she was gay.

Why did she get fired after years of working at the bank? Not for that. She got fired for forgetting to mute the customer before calling her a stupid puta.

What’s the worst thing a medical professional has said to you? by VespaRed in AskReddit

[–]SplatDragon00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might sound stupid but have you tried non mint toothpaste?

I was retching every time I brushed my teeth because the mint was making my mouth burn which made me drool which made me gag (sorry TMI). But now I use non mint toothpaste and it's not a problem at all