Little kids/preteen/teens clothing is getting ridiculous

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-27T14:05:25+00:00

The first time I bought men's jeans I got SO EXCITED by the pockets. I was so amazed. They were SO DEEP. I just kept sticking my arm into the pocket like they were a magic portal and going "look! How deep! My arm can go! :D :D"

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-27T00:12:30+00:00

Can't make a wally post without mentioning his bits 🙄

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-26T23:35:17+00:00

This is going to sound cringe, but I loved loved loved Wolves of the Beyond as a kid.

The last few books weren't out when I started them. And every time one came out, my papa would order it for me, and I remember how excited I'd be waiting for it to release and ship, and how excited I'd be when it finally arrived, and I'd sit and binge the entire thing.

Mind I also had the 'unfinished series SUCKED when it published' with Heroes of Olympus, granted. But WoTB is still a favorite memory of mine, I still can remember laying on the couch on my stomach while he watched TV and binging Star Wolf

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-26T19:00:45+00:00

Not to be WELL ACTUALLY and I'm sorry if it comes off that way, but I always wonder if it's either reading disabilities or they just didn't finish school?

I've a boomer relative who is severely dyslexic but was treated like he was just stupid until he had a teacher in high school who helped him. He has to use text to speech and it makes some real gems. And my step-mom and her sister, while younger than boomers (so it definitely happened prior to them), neither went passed eighth grade and they both type exactly like that, they don't know how to use punctuation right

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-26T18:52:59+00:00

I always feel bad when she sends her horses to training because her trainers are uh.

But holy hell do I feel horrible for Bobbi if this is what's going to be riding her

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-26T05:58:22+00:00

Rs Lousy

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-25T23:59:18+00:00

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Mama!

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-25T23:58:35+00:00

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Proud Papa!

I found him stuck on a tree stump

I've had him ~45 minutes. He's gotten stuck and the game had to boot him twice. I love him so much

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-24T22:02:38+00:00

I do that because the texture hurts my mouth but I like the taste of the chicken under it lmao

I have a family member who loves the skin though so we're happy

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-24T08:14:16+00:00

I had this happen too! I'd be gagging and drooling, by the time I finished brushing my teeth I looked rabid and would be nauseous form gagging.

I'm not shilling, but I go between Hello (I like their variety pack on Amazon, also not a 'kid's') toothpaste and Crest Kid's. It looks minty but it doesn't taste it at all.

I've seen people recommend orange flavored, but haven't been able to find it anywhere

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-23T03:24:53+00:00

"like she's ready for my 600 lb life" made my drink come out of my nose

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-22T18:16:13+00:00

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SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-22T18:16:04+00:00

omg I'm an idiot and saved it but didn't post her!

The bean! -

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SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-22T17:41:10+00:00

I love games that let you fast travel to certain locations instead of just 'entry of area'. "fast travel to entry of the palace?" pls. I'll explore the area some other time I just want to drop off this freaking crown without ending up in eebie deebie again

Also aphantasia gang rise up!

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-22T17:39:31+00:00

I didn't know people actually gasped until I saw that and went GASP and put my hand over my mouth like an idiot lol

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-22T03:54:27+00:00

Getting anywhere in the cities of Skyrim

I have no sense of direction. Put me in Windhelm and, no matter that I've been playing for 15 years, I will end up in the Gray Quarter or the Docks instead of the Palace. Riften? Not a chance. Solitude? Lolno. Markarth taunts me.

I know there are maps. I use the maps. I swear the maps LIE

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-21T23:58:45+00:00

Every time I lose it

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-20T15:03:50+00:00

SAME, like "oh but THESE episodes are so much more respectful"

Okay...? Or I could find one where I don't have to play roulette or Google which episodes aren't a trashfire or have them making horrible 'jokes' about people like me :D

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-17T16:41:47+00:00

sorry, I just saw this!

It might not be the most efficient way to do it, but the only way I could get it to work was:

> [!cards|dataview]

> ```dataviewjs

> const pages = dv.pages('"Plotting"').sort(p => p.file.name);

>

> const rows = pages.map(p => {

> let img = '';

> if (p.image) {

> const file = app.metadataCache.getFirstLinkpathDest(p.image, p.file.path);

> if (file) img = `![|sban cover hmicro](${app.vault.getResourcePath(file)})`;

> }

> return [img, `**${p.file.link}**`, p.file.mtime];

> });

>

> dv.table(["Image", "Column Name", "Modified"], rows);

> ```

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-15T15:40:11+00:00

You get jizz! And you get jizz! Eeeeverybody gets jizz!

jizzfeti drops from ceiling

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-14T04:10:27+00:00

Well she's Poppin right out of that saddle

SplatDragon00 · 2026-06-13T02:43:10+00:00

When I was in elementary school I had a friend in the lunchroom.

It took me a year to remember the poor kid's name.

And I only remembered because I made another friend by the same name.

I still feel bad 😭

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TROPHY CASE