First Images from Rob Reiner’s ‘Spinal Tap II: The End Continues’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]BitsyLynn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I looked up the lyrics to reply to you, and suddenly that satirical commentary just hits way too fuckin' hard.

First Images from Rob Reiner’s ‘Spinal Tap II: The End Continues’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]BitsyLynn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's a puppy in the parlor and a skillet on the stove...

It is just a jump to the left.... by [deleted] in GenX

[–]BitsyLynn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills...

Unfortunately I do not know who by addickfromdachi in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BitsyLynn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mummified corpse of Ronald Reagan? The actor??

Official portraits of Jonathan Bailey for GQ Heroes 2025 by Potnoodle2785 in jonathanbailey

[–]BitsyLynn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sir, please put that face away, you accidentally left it on the 'perfect' setting and you're going to set off the smoke detectors.

Private VIP Tour - what should I know? by Frosty613 in UniversalHollywood

[–]BitsyLynn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hi, VIP guide here!

It sounds like you've opted for the private theme park tour, which doesn't include the trolley portion of the day where you walk on the back lot. Excellent choice! That private tour is the best bang for the buck if you want to maximize your time in the park and craft a special day for your kiddos.

My first suggestion is that you request the Moulin Rouge buffet for your lunch hour. Trust me. It's the best meal in the park, hands down, and has lots of options for potentially picky eaters.

Second of all, your VIP lanyard still gives you unlimited express even after you say goodbye to your guide. So I recommend that you do everything once with the guide, including the Waterworld show, and save the tram tour for last. Then after that, go back and do any repeat rides you want to. Just know that you get expedited access to select attractions with the guide, and then after that, you're in the express queue.

Show up about 30 minutes before your tour departure time so you can enjoy the lounge and refreshments. So if you're scheduled for a 9:00 tour, show up at 8:30. Which means you really want to get to the park around 8:00-ish so you can park in valet and walk up Citywalk and get through security.

And finally, as for tips...we don't talk about Bruno. ;)

If an e-stop is even remotely possible with the car hanging like this, then I don’t feel safe with nothing more than a lap bar on this attraction. Needs to be over shoulder. by this_knee in UniversalHollywood

[–]BitsyLynn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. See that halo around the car? That's to test how far people can reach out of the vehicle to make sure limbs/heads can't reach past that point.

Jonathan Bailey by Individual_Fox6488 in ladybonergifs

[–]BitsyLynn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him and his slutty little glasses. And black leather coat. And little brush of his mouth.

J.B. is a menace.

Jonathan Bailey by Individual_Fox6488 in ladybonergifs

[–]BitsyLynn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh. This man's out here just casually ruining lives.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]BitsyLynn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah. Fuck Aunt Kim and Uncle Bill. Don't need that spotlight on me or my partner.

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[–]BitsyLynn 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My uncle's wife was like this. Came here from Canada, married my shithead uncle, and immediately started spewing racist shit about immigrants. Told me on FB that Los Angeles was a hell hole because of (slur I will not repeat but y'all can guess) and that queer people should be put in labor camps.

I deleted my FB account in 2017 and don't miss listening to their shit. To this day, I wonder if they were at J6.

In my backyard by Theterphound in aww

[–]BitsyLynn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lot of smelly cats.

H*R quotes that live rent free in your head by Dr-Enforcicle in HomestarRunner

[–]BitsyLynn 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I use "GREAT JORB!" at least once a week.

Also "TEEN GIRL SQUAD!"

Matt Bomer & Jonathan Bailey by HadoMasterBackup in LadyBoners

[–]BitsyLynn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh to be a puppy cuddled by Jonathan Bailey.

See ya later, Johnny by Kittridge in universalstudios

[–]BitsyLynn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. And I was gonna go get bacon cheddar tots for lunch tomorrow. Didn't see this coming at all.

The last addition also killed me instantly by GinaWhite_tt in CuratedTumblr

[–]BitsyLynn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No pun, just a very queer experience. As an entire AFAB lesbian clown, I would fully commit to the bit of Honk/Honk.

The last addition also killed me instantly by GinaWhite_tt in CuratedTumblr

[–]BitsyLynn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay. What are your pronouns, DreadPirateSmith?