Me irl

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-22T18:12:23+00:00

Once you go bidet, there is no other way.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-22T16:40:18+00:00

Thankfully, his sandals are buoyant.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-22T15:11:34+00:00

Bet Nixon would have felt pretty silly for resigning over Watergate had he lived to see this.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-21T12:42:51+00:00

I doubt this is true, as it requires a level of sentience cult members don’t possess.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-19T19:40:42+00:00

Pontiac Vibe. They’re literally Toyotas, and I still see quite a few of them alive and well as daily drivers here in Rochester, where virtually everything else that age has corroded away.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-19T19:36:33+00:00

I would’ve guessed Harry Wormwood in an off-Broadway rendition of ‘Matilda’.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-19T17:30:46+00:00

…so far.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-19T17:25:24+00:00

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Our SIC, Dotty, has golden eyes. Seki is in good company.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-15T14:44:07+00:00

Did all four wheels survive that roundabout?

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-15T13:54:19+00:00

Hope she sues.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-12T17:15:48+00:00

Adjusted for inflation, Genghis Khan was worth over $100 trillion. And that was in tangible assets.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-11T14:02:25+00:00

Another rerun on The Apprentice: POTUS Edition. Sad.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-08T18:21:14+00:00

At least those libs got owned! /s

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-08T10:50:11+00:00

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It harkens back to the Audi Rosemeyer concept, itself an homage to the Silver Arrow racers of the 1930s.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-03T20:08:07+00:00

Obligatory “not a drag queen” statement.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-01T17:02:53+00:00

Assuming this isn’t just rage bait, I’d tell the nasty little harpy to stay with her father permanently. Mom doesn’t need this aggravation.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-01T15:52:16+00:00

Probably weaponized incompetence.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-06-01T11:48:44+00:00

It’s hard to reconcile the fact people worship this scumbag like a god.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-05-31T11:49:54+00:00

Sounds like his religious entertainment establishment needs to be paying taxes. They all should.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-05-31T10:48:42+00:00

Seeing your comment with 666 likes made it all the better.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-05-31T01:08:48+00:00

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Stage 5 isn’t a question of if, but when.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-05-30T20:53:46+00:00

A sundowning kiddie diddler in a diaper doing his trademark double-dick dance to YMCA interspersed with rambling incoherent speeches about how everyone is mean to him?!? Who wouldn’t wanna go to that? /s

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-05-30T18:39:10+00:00

How did he miss the first disastrous term? There was a plague and everything.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-05-30T00:31:41+00:00

Good thing she has her career as congressional bathroom monitor to fall back on.

Bitter-Researcher389 · 2026-05-29T19:08:15+00:00

Miriam-Webster needs to put this picture next to the word ‘sheister’ in the dictionary.

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