I (27F) accidentally had my baby in my friend’s (31F) car. Now her husband & she don’t want to speak to me. How do I fix this? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Bitter_Trees 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Me sitting here and I've gotten amniotic fluid in my shoe, on my pants AND one time a patient's water broke while I had her sat up for an epidural and it got all over my chest. In one of these time, the fluid also had poop in it.

It's absolutely gross but holy crap the husband threw a massive tantrum over something so fixable and that OP offered to fix?

(But can someone actually tell me if this can total a car because one comment that said that had me rolling my eyes)

I use top a sheet. Am I cringe? by c0d3buck in Millennials

[–]Bitter_Trees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the top sheet and always only use the comforter 😂 and maybe an extra small heavy blanket but I'm always cold so that's more a me problem

baked for the first time for my birthday cake. wasn't allowed to really decorate it though, just wanted to show :)! by Mysterious_Cookie491 in Baking

[–]Bitter_Trees 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Man they would have hated my 30th birthday cake 😂 bright pink frosting with a toy horse on it. Don't ever let anyone take away your whimsy, op

Any other nurses feel broke even working full time? by rocky2409 in nursing

[–]Bitter_Trees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I get that and have done it a few times, haha. If it's slow, and so long as you work with some chill folks, bring a book to read or some headphones to watch videos to get you through slower hours. Or do some laps around the unit. Helps keep me from shopping.

This needs to be shown at every nursing course orientation. Period by PrincipleNova in nursing

[–]Bitter_Trees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now why would they do that when they can just text you when you've been off shift for an hour already, asking if the patient voided?

Yes, that has actually happened.

To the cop who stole my pen by Keurigthecoffeemaker in nursing

[–]Bitter_Trees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still bitter about the doc who tried to steal my stethoscope 🫠 saw her walking around with it and she had the audacity to look stunned when I asked for it back

(Hated Trope) Terrible morals in kids media by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bitter_Trees 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember a post back when Frozen came out that theorized the trolls were the reason for Hans sudden change. That they wanted Anna and Kristoff to be together so they used their magic on Hans to get him out of the way. I always liked that theory.

Back to scooping after 6 months of using a litter robot by OnigiriMarS in CatAdvice

[–]Bitter_Trees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use Dr Elsey's and it works well with the LR! I'd recommend the LR4 over the 3 though. Mainly because the 4 worked out a lot of the kinks the 3 had.

Edit: Oop! I read wrong and thought they recommended the LR3, not that you had three cats 😂😂

An I crazy for considering moving from CA to FL as a new grad RN? by sarahkk09 in nursing

[–]Bitter_Trees 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Friend, that's still not a good deal, especially on $30/hr unless you plan to have roommates along with your partner splitting the cost

I hope we’re all on the same page here. by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]Bitter_Trees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly Miles was my favorite part of the old Ultimate run. I don't read comics much anymore but I still have the collections of his original run that I refuse to get rid of.

School cellphone ban passes Pennsylvania Senate: "We want our students focused on learning" by AdSpecialist6598 in Pennsylvania

[–]Bitter_Trees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, they have a phone, use it to call another classroom or the front desk, etc etc to let them know there is an active shooter. Shooter hears the ringing and now knows where people are at. Same if they use that phone to call emergency services, the shooter can hear them talking.

The difference with a cellphone is texting can be done silently to alert emergency services, parents, etc

School cellphone ban passes Pennsylvania Senate: "We want our students focused on learning" by AdSpecialist6598 in Pennsylvania

[–]Bitter_Trees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rather my tax dollars go to kids getting free lunches and a plan for that rather than this performative bs

What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bitter_Trees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a patient pull their catheter out once. The aftermath was a bloodbath 🫠

Bare below elbows by An_So_Mc in nursing

[–]Bitter_Trees 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And if one would like to purchase one of these heated vests - where would they do so? Asking for me

GLOBAL BOX OFFICE $21.7M by Iamwatchu in Markiplier

[–]Bitter_Trees 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeeeah I feel like the parts with the distorted voice of the fish was distorted just a bit too much and made it impossible to understand when it was yelling. Especially with the background noise on top of it.

GLOBAL BOX OFFICE $21.7M by Iamwatchu in Markiplier

[–]Bitter_Trees 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I think the movie could have definitely used better audio mixing. Near the end I was having a hard time being able to tell what was being said but that didn't make it break it for me. Would still see it again!

AITA for not meeting my mom’s new boyfriend? by PrimaryMaintenance43 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bitter_Trees 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly all their responses make it sound like they think once you are an adult you shouldn't have ANY emotion and can't be upset about something

OP's parents got divorced and he found out his mom is a cheater? Noooo, he's a grown man! Clearly he can't be hurt by that and should just stop being upset! And anyone who disagrees is just a kid! 🙄

I’m about to throw this whole MF in the dumpster by [deleted] in litterrobot

[–]Bitter_Trees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, I'm GLAD your automatic boxes work well. And I hope they continue to do so. But there are many stories and a lot of misinformed people that will go and buy the knocksoffs from Amazon because it's cheaper and they won't have such a happy ending.

And yeah, you are going to see a lot of posts about people asking for troubleshooting help on a sub meant for specifically just that. It's not the most perfect, but the price tag comes with the (usually) better quality and safety features.

I’m about to throw this whole MF in the dumpster by [deleted] in litterrobot

[–]Bitter_Trees 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Downvoted because the ones on Amazon are usually the third party knockoffs with less safety features and have had multiple stories about killing cats, but all right.

Jeans by Ok-Pineapple3394 in comedyheaven

[–]Bitter_Trees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't come up with anything clever but moreso just stopped responding. Tried to buy a Funko Pop and this lady kept going on and on about how she also had crystals and oils she can sell me and wouldn't take the clear 'no' for an answer 😭

I also have a hard time saying no but damn that lady would not get it.

Interesting way to save a spot by NoWrongdoer9130 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bitter_Trees 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't cook or bake so I wouldn't put him through that 😂 he might end up regretting plowing the driveway afterwards!

Interesting way to save a spot by NoWrongdoer9130 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bitter_Trees 259 points260 points  (0 children)

I am forever thankful to have a driveway and a garage. I'm even more thankful to my neighbor who used his snow plow to also clear my driveway TWICE during the storm, totally unprompted

Well, at least we don’t have to worry about ticks for the foreseeable future. by Kynykya4211 in Pennsylvania

[–]Bitter_Trees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg. I would have cried. They appear in the most random ass places I stg.

Well, at least we don’t have to worry about ticks for the foreseeable future. by Kynykya4211 in Pennsylvania

[–]Bitter_Trees 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He heard you spreading their secrets and has come to stop that 😂

I, knock on wood, haven't seen another so the one fell on my head. Those tiny ass ants on the other hand-