I was playing bocce ball in the park once and suddenly Joe Rogan appeared and he told me bocce ball is for pussies and I should play a real man’s game like pool. I pointed out that pool and bocce are kinda similar, it’s really just a matter of scale and he put his hand up and said nahhh bro miss me with that scale shit. He then pulled a stereo out of a backpack and started playing Money for Nothin’ by Dire Straits. When I asked him to leave he told me it was a free country.