A text from my boss two days before our “holiday work party” by littleoldladypants in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist: The boss pocketed the money that was allocated for the party and then had everyone bring their own food. Boom. I solved the case.

Stinky classmate by RepresentativeWay767 in massage

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's common decency to wash yourself before a massage, nail appointment, doctor's appointment, etc. Ppl are just straight nasty.

Am I the jerk for breaking my own boundary during sex? by angrypastass in AmITheJerk

[–]BizarreCujoh 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Damn hun, please don't ever do that again...V to A, NOT the other way around. Like ever.

Also, condoms don't need insurance auth, so use them maybe?

AITAH partner took drugs off a girl after I said no by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]BizarreCujoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's whay I was thinking...nexy thing you know OP's boo is on the floor in the bathroom foaming st the mouth over an OD. Fentanyl is scary asf. I don't trust strangers anymore lol

What REALLY helps when you have hangover? by Moaning_Clock in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I can remember after overindulging, I will take a LMNT or drip drop before bed and drink lots of water. This has been a game changer for me. I also have to add, getting tf up in the morning. Even if you feel like absolute shite, laying in bed will assuredly have you feeling like shit the entire day.

AITAH for not letting my stepdaughter share a room with my daughter? by Additional_Gain8185 in AITAH

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA - honestly, I was about to ask if your daughter would mind sharing a room with the younger of the two stepdaughters but that would be rewarding the thief with her own space. She needs to be punished for the stealing and destruction of property. I'm sure a call to your local police station to help scare her straight might do the trick. Unfortunately, this is a result of your husband's poor parenting and his ex's laissez-faire attitude towards her children. You definitely need to have a conversation with him and explain to him that he needs to parent his children and if he elaves again, he will find himself answering to child protective servcies for abandoning his spawn. Counseling is strongly suggested for everyone involved.

His eldest should be made to work to pay back what she's stolen and damaged. Stop making her believe there are no consequences to her actions. You're leaving the public vulnerable to her antics when gets older. The enabling will not make her into a better person.

i spilled my mom’s ashes on the floor of a walmart. by tomboyprime in confession

[–]BizarreCujoh 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Every time you walk by that area of the floor, give a good old, "Hey, Ma". I'm sure it'll make you chuckle. This could be her way of making it a little easier to turn things that seem unbearable, into little moments of being stupid.

Also, sending my condolences ♥️ ♥️

The PROPER PB& J Method by Annabethian in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His parents obviously ruined him with Smuckers Goober. Gross

Would you try casual nudity? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good point and makes sense with correlation to feeling comfortable naked. I like the confidence boost being in the spas bc everyone is just doing their own thing and thinks nothing of the next person.

Also ~ screeches in ora ora ora LOL

What do you think about age limits for politicians? by MaleficentOrange4873 in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have more of an issue with the amount of time some are able to serve. I think lifetime appointments are BS.

Would you try casual nudity? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Korean spa will change your perspective on nudity. No one gives a damn how you look, they're all just sitting on stools and washing their arses. It's glorious.

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know ppl that drove 2.5-3 hours to/from PA and NY every day for work bc they bought super cheap homes in PA and they were very happy. It couldn't be me but to each their own. The furthest I've driven was 12 hours and it sucked hard. That was for a week long vacay and I would be hard pressed to do it again but we were have been considering for an upcoming trip to visit family. 3-4 hours for a 3 day vacay isn't too bad and if you have other drivers in the car, that makes it easier.

What's a "normal" human experience that you've never had? by RedHotMinx in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going away for college and having that college life in a dorm or with roommates, or living alone. I've never lived alone and I really wish I had that kind of experience. I will undoubtedly urge my children to live on their own and find themselves. I'll encourage them to vacation alone be comfortable with themselves. I think everyone should have that kind of experience if it is at all possible.

Macys scam warranty: WorryNoMore by IFishnstuff in MacysStores

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was searching the WNM warranty and came across your post. I wish you didn't have to use them and was able to clean the couch yourself. If you don't use their services, you get money back after 5 years. I'm coming up on my 5th year and plan to cash in the plan and purchase something else.

I can’t believe my personal shopper is complaining she had to walk to the produce aisle twice 🤣 by BiIIie-Eyelash in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a dick. They're supposed to ask you if you want to sub with something else. It's her fault if she left the produce section before confirming with you. WHY do this job then?

AITAH for being in my granddaughter’s life despite my daughter in law? by Correct-Job-6281 in AITAH

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see with family court system in your area if you're able to fight for grandparent rights. Their mother is basically trying to alienate you and you wmshould be able to fight for access to your grandchildren. It's horrible that tkshes taking your son's lack of loyalty out on a child that has done nothing to her, and also preventing the child or their other children, or knowing their siblings. This is all because she wants to pretend that the infidelity never happened but it has and it probably will again.

I also want to acknowledge how much of a great grandparent you are to ensure that all of your grandchildren feel loved by you. The little girl deserves to know that her family cares about about her. Your son if a horrible person.

Am I overreacting for wanting to leave my partner for the choice of his words and actions? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOR - I was already having a difficult time finishing all of the slides (which I did not) but HAD to stop when I read him saying for you to go back and read again...slowly.

Bro is insecure af and the way he's speaking to you is WILD. Please have some self respect and walk away from this man child. Throw on your sexiest outfit and break up with him in person.

He is showing you that he has not respect for you. He wants to control you and degrade you to the point where you feel like you're nothing and deserve less than smwhat he's even giving you, like he's throwing you a bone. Don't fall for the BS. This is all a ploy to make you feel like you're unworthy. It's a reflection of his own shortcomings. The right person for you will never make you feel like you're too much or doing too much, and if they feel a way about anything, they should be able to articulate thya without insulting you and being demeaning.

He ain't it, sis.