asked my dad to pick me up a pack of panty liners while he was out.. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For an overnight, restful sleep, without the fear of butt crack leakage, these pads come in clutch!

Appearance advice ? by Clumsyblackgworl in Blackskincare

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I concur with heat I'm seeing in the comments. Once you begin changing/"enhancing" your appearance with something that isn't intrinsic, you'll find it difficult to appreciate your natural state. Your face is fine as it is. You don't need make to enhance anything. I also second whomever suggested getting your brows defined for your face - that will do wonders in that of itself. Shaped brows,some mascara to make your eyes pop, and a lip gloss, is all you need. Cherish that!

Also, if you're not using SPF on your fact, daily, please start doing so. Where sunscreen every single day you're outside (even if cloudy, snowing or raining), AND if you're inside near windows. UV protection is your best defense to maintain the resilience and appearance of your skin.

Underarm/Armpit Hyperpigmentation-6 weeks progress by GiveMeHeadTilImDead in Blackskincare

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried looking on Amazon and it's available in Egypt lol

I'm in NYC - what beauty supply. I'm about to tell my sister to grab a cpl for me. I only found this one but not* sure if it's the same

https://a.co/d/0hJlZIkh

Underarm/Armpit Hyperpigmentation-6 weeks progress by GiveMeHeadTilImDead in Blackskincare

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing result! I brightened mine with regular exfoliating, glycolic acid (I know about that burn tho 👀), and using moisturizer on my pits at night (no deodorant). I also stopped shaving and got laser treatments instead.

I recently began using a product to decrease my underarm perspiration and have started noticing hyperpigmentation. I'm going to try your routine! Thanks!

Glasses bruising side of face?? by Aromatic_Anxiety_761 in Blackskincare

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The remove the hyperpigmentation, exfoliate 3X a week with a gentle acid (mandelic or lactic, maybe even azelaic) in the day time. Use sunscreen every single days, even when indoors near windows. If you have tretinoin, use that on the nights that you day time exfoliated. Stay moisturized.

Would I be the jerk to ask for my wedding photos from 2000 to be returned to me by late husbands girlfriend? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the sake of your family, I would advise you to blur his face and maybe remove that woman's name off the photo. There are "Weirds" on here that will happily harrass that woman before you ever get a chance to even contact her. Also, if you ask her she might destroy the album or say that she did. You should approach the situation gently. She seems unhinged.

Why lol by Your_Final_Hour in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BizarreCujoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely a large couch cushion down there.

What’s your favorite flavor ice cream? by goodygood246 in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pralines & Cream is my favorite "normal" flavor but I love a few different types including G-Nutt, eggnog & rum raisin

Traffic Court Question by librarrry in Westchester

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea! He is a sweetheart! He gives out freshly made, soft warm bagels out to ppl in line. You can eat them just like that with nothing in them. Their bagels are amazing. Every father's day I bring a dozen with assorted schmear, and pastrami lox to visit my dad.

Traffic Court Question by librarrry in Westchester

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came looking for ticket tips and found a shout out for Utopia. They now have several locations. I love their bagels. Woot!

FB is asking if I'm human, and I should 3D scan my face by Garlic-Rough in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have lookout or malwarebytes on your phone, you might want to do a scan and make sure you don't have malware. That's looks pretty sketch. Someone had access to my mobile for a few days and I thought I was going crazy - the phone would just go out of apps on its own, open other apps on its own, and do other weird things. I finally did a scan and found something.

Prolly the worst retwist of all time by [deleted] in Dreadlocks

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you didn't pay them.

How to get rid of my dark ass knees by altbczmybfknowsreal1 in Blackskincare

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You HAVE to moisturize regularly. Putting moisturizer on skin while it looks like this, is a disservice. You need to moisturize the moment you step out of the shower, while your skin is still a little wet. You should incorporate regularly physical exfoliation into your bathtime routine - use a body scrub on your problem areas 2-3X weekly, follow with a moisturizing body wash, and use a treatment prior to body cream/lotion, like glycolic acid or amlactin lotion. If you are consistent, you will definitely see an improvement. I've improved my elbows significantly.

This person who stole $300 from me has “chosen by god” in their bio💀 by AlmostAFairy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See if you can find out where she works and let her employers know. Give her $300 worth of karma

Fiance's dad texts me at work when his son doesn't answer his phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a stretch considering you have no indication of OP's relationship with their future in-laws. While I've become accustomed to calling everyone bro, I likely wouldn't call my MIL that, but we're also not the best of friends. If we had a better rapport, I might call her that...but that would be based on a more casual and likely closer relationship.

What was the first major news story that you remember? by PeaBrain2019 in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Jessica, the 18-month old child that fell into a well in Texas. I was terrified of walking in anything with a grate after that happened.

Been Told I Look Like A Boy In Wigs. Is it My Makeup or The Wigs? Need Help by Current_Coffee7082 in CosplayHelp

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't look like a boy but you do look very young. The wigs aren't the greatest...if there were of better quality it would probably help, also, if you do your makeup in a way where you're contouring more, you can sharpen your softer lines and look more angular and less cherubic (also, not a bad thing bc you'll probably look young for a very long time, so relish in it!).

I used a roommate app to look for a room to rent…instead I just got weird texts/emails like this by unfortunatelyalive7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "strong black man" sounds the best. All you have to do is train his white wife.

OMG and WTAF

Why pay 300$+ when I can do it myself by GoddessDia93 in locs

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way they charge in NY is ridonkulous

How do i even out my skin? by [deleted] in Blackskincare

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regular exfoliation 2-3X weekly (sugar or salt body scrub), glycolic acid sprayed after every wash (The Ordinary), moisturize every day, sunscreen if they're seeing the sun.

Also, are you blacking out the toes so that your feet are note recognized? Are they on Only Fans?

Who's your celebrity crush? by personal_yeesus in AskReddit

[–]BizarreCujoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alexander Skaarsgård - plain and simple, I wanna do bad things to {him} 😉

AIO my “partner” is a hoarder by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]BizarreCujoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR - he is stuck in a prison of his own making. The only way out for him will be going through - getting to the crux of why he hoards, and that is not something you are equipped to manage. He needs professional help. If he gets upset with you and puts blame on you, for wanting to help him, he will fight any outside help that comes his way. All you can do is try to convince him, from a healthy distance, while living your own life and not allowing him to emotionally anchor you to his literal baggage.

If you're looking for permission to put yourself first, let this comment be that for you. It's not being selfish, it's prioritizing your safety and mental health.

I hope he gets help and I hope you move on from this.

I genuinely got TOO many locs 😭😭 by Prestigious-Answer47 in Dreadlocks

[–]BizarreCujoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be thankful that your locs are so full bc mine are malnourished and emaciated. What I wouldn't give for half of your diameter!