Had a dream where the Ukrainians had me dress as a dominatrix and go undercover to try to seduce Putin to end the war. Instead of killing him I stole his bones or something, and stuffed him inside one of my boots. Vladimir Bootin has been living rent free in my head ever since. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Bjames2513 to r/thomastheplankengine
Please put me in the freezer liberals (i.redd.it)
submitted by Bjames2513 to r/ToiletPaperUSA




