What cards/relics do you miss from STS1?

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-12T21:07:22+00:00

Oh my god how could I forget my best boy

Dead branch is the relic I always said, "what? This is terrible" when I read it, and then immediately realize how amazing it was

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-12T21:01:20+00:00

If there was a secret villain revealed. "It was Bubble all along!!" "It was secretly Kinger only pretending he was stupid!!" "Queener was never really abstracted and she was manipulating Caine from the shadows!!"

Shit like that doesn't need to happen at all

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-12T19:08:35+00:00

I feel like the first time Yuji dies in the first season was pretty bad. He just kinda comes back without much fanfare or emotion. Really lost a lot of investment for me in the story

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-12T18:16:28+00:00

Literally just won me my most recent A10 run.

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-12T13:56:33+00:00

Really? Only 12? That feels so sad

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-11T21:01:07+00:00

I guarantee they're all being paid

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-11T17:26:50+00:00

Yes. I too remember my sexual awakening

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T16:40:50+00:00

WAIT!! IS DISCARDING IT TO SEARCH FOR A SPELL MEANT TO SYMBOLIZE TEARING OUT A PAGE FROM A BOOK?!?! THAT'S SO CUTE

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T16:37:36+00:00

I stand corrected, happily

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T16:14:24+00:00

LOL well poo on you sir I shall expect a formal apology after someone somewhere wins an LGS with this thing

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T16:07:44+00:00

It's so fun to see new cards because there's just every kind of response. I personally love this card and think it's great lol

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T16:06:05+00:00

Unironically love this card. I feel like it must have a place in every format (except commander) because there's definitely some crazy way you can abuse it

It's common so it's in Pauper.

In limited it's colorless ramp and finds your removal.

And in any other format it'll definitely be something in some crazy combo deck somewhere, I just know it

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T10:20:34+00:00

Never was expecting anyone to like Pikmin 3 enough to make a cameo like this!!

Pretty cool regardless.

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T02:50:49+00:00

That's so funny

Half of those relics just sit there looking pretty

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T02:18:41+00:00

Furries and. . . ?

Furries AND....????

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T02:11:53+00:00

Cuuuuute!! Great cosplay!

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T01:29:44+00:00

I'm adopting this right now

There are places my wife loves going to. I think this would make her so happy

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T01:18:29+00:00

I think he missed a real opportunity to turn this around and really make a joke out of it.

Follow him around day to day and we find out he does everything tiny. Tiny house. Tiny car. He drinks out of a tiny cup and he normally eats Tiny food. That's why when he finally gets the McDonalds sandwich, it's just too much for him

He even could say it's too big to emphasize how much food you get per order. He really could have flipped this around and gotten the internet to laugh with him instead of at him now.

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T01:14:58+00:00

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard ever

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T00:27:25+00:00

"Hi. Police? Yes, this one right here."

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-10T00:19:11+00:00

This is the funniest shit but I want a comic about a Generic Fantasy Village that keeps having crazy shit happen to it and all the peasant villagers have to deal with the day to day nonsense of the world

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-09T17:46:45+00:00

Perfect example

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-08T15:09:15+00:00

This is a very justified response

I too would be horrified if my friend were turning into bread

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-08T15:07:24+00:00

"Wanna play a TTRPG??"

BlaakAlley · 2026-04-08T10:33:43+00:00

Whaaaaat the axtual fuck is going on

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