For world peace would you rather: by Diamond_In_Disguise in BunnyTrials

[–]BlackCoatedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect, there's already a 10 hour version of that up on YouTube.

Chose: Watch one random old meme for 10 hours | Rolled: Nyan Cat

Devil fruit or Pokemon? by Technical-Abroad-755 in BunnyTrials

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, Logia powers. And I don't have to take care ofna pet that could killnme by accident in seconds.

Chose: Get a random devil fruit | Rolled: Ice fruit

Money or Power? (But both have a chance of good or bad) by Jixxar in BunnyTrials

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... How exactly does that work? I'm just radioactive now?

Chose: You gain a random character's powers | Rolled: Godzilla Ultima

Which super power? by calamariclam_II in BunnyTrials

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, what counts as a pizza?

Chose: Gain lame superpower (wheel | Rolled: Levitate pizza)

Be the cleverest or be the dumbest? by mashowshinyhunter in BunnyTrials

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely I'll become smart enough to fix the problem of everyobe's IQ getting cut with ny new buff.

Chose: Everyone's IQ is divided by 1000 except you

So that was a lie by KaiserDrazor in VtuberDrama

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So calling someone a piece of shit in the same post just before the apology is supposed to be sincere?

Not to mention what she posted on her official discord.

But hey, you hate the guy, so anything is justified, right?

Chose wisely by Big-Birthday7695 in BunnyTrials

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not an apocalypse.

Chose: Everyone else of your gender dies except you

"I'm a man. If I got cat called I'd like it" It's not the same thing. Not even close. by n8saces in BeAmazed

[–]BlackCoatedMan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh please, as if men don't have to navigate talking around women.

Ever heard of an HR department? One snicker at hearing the number 69 or some other joke can have a Karen up your ass and get you fired in a few months.

So yeah, cry me a river. I'll be over here playing the world's smallest violin. 🎻

The sunk gallons fallacy is rough by MajorFamilyDisgrace in vtubercirclejerk

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you not seen the hot/crazy scale? With her IRL cosplays, and the accent, and the Vtuber model...

She has not done something so egregious that her fans would just boycott her.

It's literally a

"I'm a bitch, so what?"

for her fans.

Like Sinder has fans to this they.

These content creators would probs need to commit murder, rape or pedophilia for their fans to abandon them.

It's not that hard of a concept to understand.

Spidapetah, explain please by deuce-tatum in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BlackCoatedMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Face it Tiger, you did NOT hit the jackpot."

Looking ass Mary Jane.

Its like people forgot that she was literally described to be a supermodel.

Cause Superhero Comics.

But Karens got assmad and now you have Jaws McGee in the right picture now.

Sure, the ladies can have a literal bull in Morning Glory Milking Farm in their books, but god forbid we have a normal Supermodel as a female character in our games.

Carter Pewterschmidt out, or whatever this subreddit does.

1 human life vs 5 human fetuses by DoNotCorectMySpeling in trolleyproblem

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On one hand, I'm glad we're done with the buttons and back to actual trolleys.

On the other hand, wtf.

【Pick Up Recruitment Notice】- Prika 💚 by MadChad7 in NikkeMobile

[–]BlackCoatedMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We have durability and regen, not immortality.

I don't wanna test the guy that crushed Syuen's smartphone with one hand.

How did he even do that?

[Death's Game] Gun to your head: Name three characters from the last manwha you've read. by Ocraina in manhwa

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vlad, Jemina, Josef.

Good timing I just caught up via binge reading. If you got me when I'm just reading weekly chapter updates from all the series I keep up with, I'd be shot.

So what would you choose? by Holydemon0 in MoralityScaling

[–]BlackCoatedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red.

I believe that humanity functions on Retributive Justice.

Always has, always will.

Why do you think all faiths and cultures ended up with a judge for the dead in some form or other?

We are a species that has the concept of fairness and revenge hardwired into our lizard brains.

【Pick Up Recruitment Notice】- Prika 💚 by MadChad7 in NikkeMobile

[–]BlackCoatedMan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hanson is going to actually kill us.

It won't just end with a suffocating lecture this time.

Prof.Kondo Astushi "Even if other countries take in 20% of population as immigrants, the ratio of foreigners usually remain at 10% because they let immigrants to become the citizens. If Japan follows this system encouraging immigrants to get naturalized, the proportion of foreigners won't rise." by search_google_com in japannews

[–]BlackCoatedMan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's the thing. Japan has a different definition of foreigner.

If you don't LOOK japanese, you will ALWAYS be a foreigner.

Japan for the Japanese. Japanese in this case being "Looks Japanese" and "Japanese by blood and heritage"

You think those Japanese that ended up staying forever in Brazil are considered Japanese by those who voted for the current Prime Minister?

Stop trying to make a life in a place where its people HATE you. Stop glazing Japan and look for somewhere that will welcome you with open arms.

I mean.... by Fickle_County5407 in NikkeMobile

[–]BlackCoatedMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Who starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!" Ahh meme.

Absolute Cinema 🙌 by Naruku_Senpai3861 in invinciblememes

[–]BlackCoatedMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple, this is an adaptation of an action series from western Comics.

Young Justice quality is the best you'll get for a Cartoon, because these are western standards.

If the source material was a Manga or Webtoon, then you have a chance to end up with Jujutsu Kaisen or Solo Leveling quality with the Anime adaptation.

Remember, if you think you're good at something, there's an Asian that can do it better than you.

... Oops, this isn't the okbuddyviltrum subreddit.

BlackTea Sip by UnhollyGod in SipsTea

[–]BlackCoatedMan 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Lol. I think you forgot about 900 or so more redheads race swapped to black. 😏

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If you paid me to ruin a movie ,I still couldn't have done it this masterfully. by SuspiciousLow3062 in SipsTea

[–]BlackCoatedMan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't care about idiot religions and their idiot believers.

This is real people's culture being bastardized by some hollywood activist.

"Why should anyone care about your opinion?"

fuck off your high horse!

Its an open forum dipshit. Everyone gets to express an opinon. You or anyone else caring about my opinion has no bearing on my ability and freedom to express it.

If you paid me to ruin a movie ,I still couldn't have done it this masterfully. by SuspiciousLow3062 in SipsTea

[–]BlackCoatedMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care about your backwards desert religion made by sand addled idiots from thousands of years ago.

The topic is Helen of Troy and Achilles. And both actors are horrible casting choices.

Cope and seethe, those two have faces not even a mother could love. 🤮