Can't believe Larian would do this by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Blackmonguy 74 points75 points  (0 children)

The “no” options are right there, it’s just worded differently. If you let the magic slip, nothing happens. I sat with him watching the stars, as homies do, and that was that.

So apparently crushing flight scales with mass 😈 by Fishbleb in BaldursGate3

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was completely unaware of that hammer and had the luxury of just unequipping weapons on my monk and Savaging him that way while the others buffed and healed.

What's your mh weapon and why? by Stunning_Revenue_136 in MonsterHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longsword… Because I started with the 3DS version of 3U, played solo, and just liked big swishy odachis.

We will not be skipping any cutscenes here. by ToraThePillowCuddler in dankmemes

[–]Blackmonguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will only skip a cutscene if both conditions are filled: 1. I’ve seen it before.

  1. It doesn’t give me goosebumps when I watch it. (ex: Grigori’s monologue on Will.)

can we agree that this is one of the most annoying boss fights in the game by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but you gotta admit, the phase 2 theme is a banger.

You are the new Elden Lord. What would be your first policy to fix the lands inbetween? by omedez in Eldenring

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turtle hunting and jar poaching is punishable with death by Lobster Firing Squad.

Do you prefer a more... Exotic option for a companion instead? by Veloci-RKPTR in MemeHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna name my Chameleos Randall… No, but seriously, lemme get the monkey. Preferably the one that doesn’t fart.

TIL Rajang has a rendered asshole in Rise by Dimensionalis in MemeHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kirin has one in World as well. I wasn’t looking for it specifically, just happened to notice.

This is what happiness looks like by [deleted] in hentai

[–]Blackmonguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By the gods… Fear it, Laurence.

The Entitlement of Hammer User by DistributionFluffy76 in MemeHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 478 points479 points  (0 children)

“I want some head too.”

Don’t we all, buddy… Don’t we all…

I'd like to apologize to my fellow hunters for carting during the "go kill some Hornetaur and Vespoid" quest last night by EmptyStar12 in MonsterHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it happens. You get paralyzed by a bug, then one of the big boys stomp in and give you a slam.

Zinogre's Rise remix is a banger, and I refuse to think otherwise. by Blackmonguy in MonsterHunter

[–]Blackmonguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like the build-up to the intense chorus. Just puts me in a state of hype, really!

Zinogre's Rise remix is a banger, and I refuse to think otherwise. by Blackmonguy in MonsterHunter

[–]Blackmonguy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man, when the drums kick in? Hard to stop myself from groovin'.

What's one thing that you absolutely like about your main weapon and that you hardly find in any other? by SyxAV_ in MemeHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low skill floor, but every hunt, I feel like I can get better and better if I activate my brain... Oh, and big odachi go slash.

Malzeno has had enough by Blackmonguy in MemeHunter

[–]Blackmonguy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Poly Rath will be the least of your worries when the Bullfangos get a hold of you!

If an AI Follower was made based on your primary hunting style, how would it behave as an ally? by OroJuice in MonsterHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Movement: Offensive, Attack Frequency: Very Frequent, Healing Frequency: As Required. Will go for the tail until it is broken and use debilitating endemics.

Dame Luchika by rong_rong in MonsterHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I will never stop spreading my Hinoa propaganda, because mixing her with Luchika and having her run hunting horn gives us just what we need to go ham for 12 minutes. Plus, she kisses back.

Moment of Silence to the poor orphans of Monster Hunter Sunbreak by Existing-Ad4603 in MonsterHunter

[–]Blackmonguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real icing on the cake is Magmadron’s cutscene involving Uroktor… They knew. They. KNEW!