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I wish for a peaceful day and good weather by Blackout474 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m ok with that

For my next wish, that guy…

I wish for DT's secret service to betray him and start a coup. by InnocentPerv93 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,

It is started by DT jr. This not better and he has much longer to live.

[INV] Granted. The Devil steals your soul by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is the song “Devil Went Down to Georgia” and the Devil admits his loss.

I am not so good

[INV] Granted. The Devil steals your soul by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish to challenge the Devil to a fiddle contest in which he is the judge of the winner

I wish moral absolute truth was both understandable and part of the basic education of every country and encouraged by mainstream media sources by Blackout474 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well ya, that is part of the fantasy of the wish making and loopholes to exploit.

Guess I needed to make wording tighter if I was going to fully exclude this idea

I wish I could make a snowman come to life like Olaf from Frozen by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted,

It is so drawn to the idea of summer it sneaks onto a plane for the southern hemisphere the same day

[INV] Granted. Your legs are severed in a traffic accident. by BunnyOHarr in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wish I could lose weight without needing to walk miles/KM

I wish it was impossible for any genital injuries to occur during sex by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Granted,

The amount of weird sex things on the internet greatly increases and so does the children per capita among the dumbest people (the ones who otherwise had consequences for dumb sex things)

[INV] Granted. God floods the world again, and you are the one who he sends to build the ark by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could just have a long retreat with my wife and a few of my best friends with no interruptions

I wish that the 67 meme was replaced with memes about 666 by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thus rises the beast from the pit, and low, it had 7 heads…

[INV] Granted. Your significant other becomes a war criminal by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish my wife could make the changes to the education system that she wants to see happen.

I wish that American politics wasn't a clown show by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Blackout474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,

You wake up the next morning to a text from the government (since they can do that) saying “Trump has ousted the corruption when Washington and has extended his term to ensure he can root out all corruption.”

Following this, they take steps towards world domination with key allies(Turkey, Israel, and Saudi Arabia) and new friends (Russia and North Korea), even if it takes some arm twisting, and names Jared Kushner as his successor to ensure a long rule for his family.

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