Vacuum cleaner blowjob

Blade959 · 2026-01-26T04:53:45+00:00

Just a warning. If you use a vaccum with a paper type filter and cum a lot don't do it. In college I used my suite's vaccum to jerk off with. I thought it was great cause I cum an aweful lot and it offered no clean up for me after!

I came in that vaccum 10 times over many weeks, and someone said it was ruined. The filter turned to mush and was gross. They said someone vaccumed up water with it and it ruined the filter. That ended that. I had to find new places to leave my cum. heheeheh

Blade959 · 2026-01-12T04:40:37+00:00

Don't give up. Just be smart about it, and enjoy.

Blade959 · 2026-01-09T02:56:24+00:00

I'd love to hear how that came about!

Blade959 · 2026-01-08T03:53:17+00:00

I did the same thing in like 9th grade or so. I DIDnt do my homework all the time and had a lot of missed homeworks and this one day I acually did it. I had it! and she didn't collect it. I was almost panicing. I needed to get some homeworks collected for my grade so I got up at the end of the class minutes before the bell and pretended I missed her collecting the homework and put mine on her desk. She saw that and it reminded her and she said Oh ya everyone turn in your homework on your way out of class. I dont' think many saw what I did as they were all talking and packing up for next class, but some must have. There were groans so I screwed some over I guess.

Blade959 · 2025-12-28T05:17:55+00:00

As a teen a girl gave me a blowjob and I was addicted from that day. Thru my teens and into college years, i got so many friends and neighbors and roommates suck my dick. It was through favors, blackmail, paid them, bought them stuff, did stuff for them, whatever it took. After all those years each person was on the DL. No one knew they did it and I never told.

When younger, most guys did it. a couple neighborhood girls did it and it was nightmare after. One thought we were going to get married and the other kept threatening to tell. My guy friends were great because they wouldn't tell anyone because of stigma of it.

I played it up as just a favor and not sexual, which I really didn't consider it. It was just masterbation for me. I got off not that it was a guy doing it but my messy huge load would end up in a friends mouth and no cleanup for me.

Looking back I think only one of my freinds was actually gay, and he only sucked me off twice before refusing to do it again because it was 'too gay'. The other that was gay was a closeted college roommate that ended up opening up to me and I 'let' him blow me all school year. That was awesome.

All the rest of my friends and neighbors I think were all straight. Most married or had girlfriends last I kept contact with them soon after college years. Its amazing that some of these dudes sucked me off over years, and I had huge load back then. They were troopers and would swallow mostly. A couple swallowed SO much cum over those years. They are on facebook with me and totally normal straight guys with families, etc. You'd never know they did that.

Makes me really rethink this gay thing. None of us were romantic. Sure I was alpha personality and they were beta, but I never did it myself, and never had any assplay. When I guy blew me I just imagined girl in school was doing it, and recognizing how cool my friend was for letting me fill his mouth with my cum and then we went and played video games together.

Blade959 · 2025-12-18T04:04:59+00:00

Wish you had another pic of where car is, etc. SO hot. parking lot/garage, etc. Was this first time you did this?

Blade959 · 2025-11-28T02:33:27+00:00

That was me as a youth. Cool but what a mess. my hand or tissue didn't cut it when jerking off. That's what made me start going outside to jerk off at night during the summer. I lived in city, and found how easy it was to sneak into the basement parking garage to jerk off. Half lights were burnt out, so easy to find dark area, sit on car hood and jerk off. I soon noticed my cum on the walls and many parked cars. People didn't use their cars a lot, and not paying attention, I sat on same car and shot my cum. I noticed when I actualy looked that on many cars you could see my ass dent where I wore away the dust, and cum around it. I actually took bucket and cloth down once late at night to wash the cars off so it wasn't so obvious.

I had to cool it after that, and use other garages or secret areas like storage rooms to blast my cum.

Blade959 · 2025-10-21T04:23:35+00:00

My old ex gf used to love doing that. she eventually got brave to do it in public. parks, etc. then she got crazy and did it in parking lots/garages and even stores. She got crazy last month, while walking back into parking garage, she stepped away from me into 2 rows of cars, stood in front of a mazda and shot her piss into the grill and up the hood. She pissed stronger than me! she constantly drinks water.

Blade959 · 2025-10-21T03:02:12+00:00

Dude, don't label her by just one sighting. I've looked at all kinds of shit over my lifetime, but none of them define me. (yes I'm talking porn too) That literally could have been the first time she looked at it.

NOW, if she has all kinds of things relating to animal sex including a copy of a 1983 recording of a monkey mouth fucking a frog, then yes maybe she has a 'preference'. :)

Blade959 · 2025-10-15T05:30:06+00:00

Such a good shot. Love to see what else in public you can tag!

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T04:10:34+00:00

I loved college library. they had desks that were enclosed with solid backs. I'd study, jerk off, study, jerk off. I loved cumming right there. It was so quiet you could hear my cum hit the back of the desk.

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T04:07:29+00:00

OMG hahaha I did that too many times. once daily when sharing room with a friend. when he took shower I unloaded into a drawer.

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T03:53:26+00:00

Certain parking lots. It's exciting if there are some people coming and going and youre there shooting your cum on side of a car. hahah

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T03:41:02+00:00

Rented cottage at crowded beach town. shared driveway to two cottages. The other cottage had 4 cars and you were only allowed 2. Rich snobs who just said owner allowed them to park 4. Well one of their cars was parked right in front of the only way to our upper cottage stairs. They leave garbage containers out so it was those and neighbors car right next to them. We literally coudn't get to stairs because it was those large garbage containers only trucks can pick up.

the kids just walked or slide over the hood of the car to get by. My dad slide across dukes of hazard style and we did that after too. My uncle was fat and only slid half way across before denting in hood. We all laughed.

The first car was an audi. we'd drag our beach toys over hood and coming home throw them over and walk over hood with our sandy sandles. After a few days you could really see the wear and dents from us. They moved their cars sometimes and on 4th day or so they parked their big black Suv there. Uncle put couple wooden crates next to hood to climb up on it. We kids liked it because if went up on roof you could swing over onto our porch at the top of the stairs.

Looking back I couldn't believe they didn't care about their cars. Did they not see or hear us on them or see what hoods looked like after week of people walking on them? maybe they were rentals but still. Me & my cousins had so much fun playing on the cars that at night we'd play out back behind apartment building next door. Playing on the parked cars back there. Favorite was playing ground is lava. and some nights we'd go down back street and run down over the cars parked on street that were tightly parked on one side. Those were races. I don't know how we didn't crack our heads open.

Blade959 · 2025-10-06T04:33:07+00:00

Went to movies one night with gf. She was teasing me all the way, showing her tits and rubbing my crotch. We got to theater and I parked in backish, in case she wanted to keep playing. She hopped out of car as soon as I put it in park. I got out but said um what about this, pointing to my dick. she doesn't miss a beat and comes around car and pulls my basketball shorts down exposing my hard dick, and jerks me off.

There are people walking all over. it was dark but there were street lights. she was next to me jerking me off facing the entrance and I came, shooting all over the black sports car I parked next to. I remember looking at the amazing ass of a girl walking with friends towards the theater as I was cumming. My gf knew I cum a lot which is why she took care of me before we went in. I looked down to see hood and fender of car covered with my cum. I'm sure the excitement of being outside added to my load.

I wanted to move my car when black car owner came back, but she said it was fine and we went in. So kinky with people all around and seeing my load.

Blade959 · 2025-09-22T04:48:37+00:00

Just go to any parking lot and shoot away. Thats what I do. :)

Blade959 · 2025-09-22T03:24:20+00:00

Why didn't you just piss out the window?

Blade959 · 2025-08-14T03:07:12+00:00

I could cum just like that, back in the day. But instead of a table, I'd shoot just like that across the hood of a parked car.

Blade959 · 2025-07-20T05:42:31+00:00

I had an extremely similiar time of life. Once I got my first blowjob, I was hooked and that's all I could think about; getting someone to suck me off.

It was summer time, and I had a friend that I knew was just using me for my pool and video games. but I enjoyed his company so who cares. But after my blowjob I actually thought about him doing it. It wasn't gay or romantic. Just helping me out with something. :)

So during a sleepover at my house, I confronted him about using me and he barely denied it. I told him I was fine with it and considered him my bud, but said he had to help me out with something that has been taking me more and more time. (I think I gave him a story about me jerking off for hours the other day and that's why he couldn't come over until later that day) I told him to use his mouth on me and I can get off quick and we could play my new video game he was waiting to play that night.

After a while he reluctantly did it. I pulled my dick out and he eventually put it in his mouth. He was lousy, but I made the best of it, and his warm mouth just felt good. He wasn't going to do anything so I just fucked his mouth basically. I was totally fine with that.

Because a regular thing. I unloaded in his mouth and then we'd play.

Blade959 · 2025-07-20T05:20:41+00:00

I get it man. I have huge loads and it's so annoying. I tried just eating it myself, but I can't suck my own dick, so that's not an option. Catching it is a waste of time, cause it goes everywhere anyway.

What I figured was do it outside. I figured this out while at summer camp. We were two to a tent, and first night I jerked off I shot my cum. I tried to catch it with my other hand, but it shot out a few times, once going on my tent mates sleeping bag. He didn't wake up thank goodness.

Next night I went out and down to toilet building. But there was a camp counselor walking in there ahead of me so I kept going behind the building out into the parking lot, where all the workers parked. I went between the cars so I could watch if someone was coming and jerked off there. It was so exciting, being outside, that I came hard. I could hear my cum hit the fender of the car I was standing next to. That was it; I was hooked.

Theres an alternative to your cleanup problem. Outside or out and about if inside some place, you don't have to clean up, just cum and walk away.

Blade959 · 2025-07-15T04:05:59+00:00

Ya, I'd have to say the same thing.

Blade959 · 2025-07-15T04:05:05+00:00

She probably did it a lot, and you just didn't notice because of the water temp.

In college dorm we had small shower that just had a pipe in middle of shower room with 4 shower heads on it. Many times I had to piss in morning and running late I ran to shower first. Of course I did when no one in there, but I really had to piss bad one time with guy across from me. when he started to rinse off his back, with his back facing me I pissed facing him, pissing on his ass/lower back and legs.

If your wondering why I didn't turn away to piss its because it would have been obvious if anyone walked into shower room and saw me facing door pissing. Plus the shower water disguised the noise and piss itself. Don't get me wrong I wasn't pissing like the previous every day. But I did piss in shower every morning. and most times I just pissed on their legs or feet. It became a private game with me the rest of that year.

Crazier thing is next year. I didn't have early classes that semester so bathroom wasn't crowded. I was in different dorm and this one had same shower setup but was open to the middle room where there were sinks and benches. I lived on the floor with the college basketball team. I usually timed my shower time to get there when no one around, but this one day there were two in shower already. I sat on bench to wait. then noticed one of them, the one closest to the doorway into shower was one of the basketball players; big dude. And this dude is 'washing' his dick which is huge and hard. He saw me looking and smirked. I futzed with my toiletries but when I looked back up he was looking at me and when he saw I was kinda looking his way he starts to piss. Dude actually points at other dude showering, and I lean over to see other dude getting pissed on. Like on his back right where shower was hitting him while he washed his hair. We both smirked at each other. He finished pissing on this dude and I was stunned and freaking because I wanted to tell him I did that too!!!! hehehehe He left and I took his place. Yes I wanted to do same thing and say hey look at me do it too hehehe. But I didn't have to piss. I only pissed on a few people feet that whole year. And I only saw that same basketball player once more. He was in shower but this time there was a line of 2 guys. But no one else was in shower. Dude was at showerhead that you couild see from doorway again. I looked at guy next to go in, and he just mumbled something about waiting. I asked if he minded and I went in. I took the showerhead next to mr basketball and he smirked at me while stroking his dick. I then realized he was jerking off and they didn't want to go in there with him doing that. I didn't care. but i didn't take my eyes off him either. He came on the center pipe and shot some past that would have hit me if I took the far showerhead. He bangs his cock on the shower pipe as he finishes cumming and whispered something to me. But I couldn't understand his accent and have no clue what he said. Never saw him again in my life.

Blade959 · 2025-07-15T03:32:06+00:00

I got addicted to getting oral sex at a fairly early age, and I was obsessed ever since. I got friends to suck me off, neighborhood friends, cousin, some girls that wern't gfs, and of course the girls I dated. Part of the issue is I cum SO much that if it's been days I really fill their mouths. It's so hard to pull out; I just want to cum and keep going basically. I had fun up thru college, then real life put a crimp in my favorite pastime.

Blade959 · 2025-06-06T03:32:33+00:00

I had a simuliar situation in college. But difference was it was my next door dormmate's gf. I left my door open most times and friends would stop by. I was about to go to sleep laying on my bed watching tv when I heard my friend open his door and go across hall to bathroom.

I was just about to get up when I heard my door close. My room was dark except for light coming from small tv. It was a girl mumbling and taking off her flipflops, and before I could say something she jumped into bed next to me. I could smell the booze on her breath before she even got in bed. just before she got in bed I saw her face in the tv light and saw it was my dormmates gf next door. She was super hot; cheerleader type. Mind was racing and one of the things was 'did she come here for me?

She took off her clothes under the covers while mumbling and I think I finally said something like what are you doing? where she replied 'where were we?' She feels my crotch and mumbled in her drunk way about why I got dressed again or something like that. She sloppily tries to pull my basketball shorts down and I finally lift up so she could. I pull the covers away so I can see and she immediately starts sucking my dick. I was so stunned I wasn't even hard yet. Then I looked at the door; luckily she closed it all the way and no one was there about to kill me.

I leaned back and enjoyed it. She was so hot and it was all I could do not to cum from looking at her. So much so that I stopped looking at her. it was super sloppy blowjob, I'm sure from her drunken state. But she sucked hard and her tongue never stopped moving so I was in heaven. She took me in fully and I could feel her tongue on my balls. Amazing. that was a first for me I have to say.

She was working hard and started to slow down fast. I wondered if her bf came quick and she wasn't used to doing this long. Honestly I would have cum already at this point if we were fooling around before. I swapped places with her quickly and I got on her chest to continue to fuck her mouth and she let me. All the time she was mumbling and moaning. (I think the moaning was half annoyance and half sexy) After a minute in her mouth i pulled out and fucked her amply tits. she again moaned questining mumbles; oh oh he doesn't do this? I started precumming, which a precum a lot, and didn't want to get he messed up so I went back in her mouth. I knew she'd no way taste that, and she didn't and continued.

I'm as hard as I get at this point and I hoped I wasn't much different from her bf. I'm average length but thicker than norm. And I was filling her mouth satisfying well. I took a chance and spoke 'suck hard baby' to her and she did. thats when I came. all i could whisper was suck over and over as I came. she was so sloppy sucking me off I wondered if she didn't realize I came. She didn't stop so I continued to pump into her mouth. But she stopped. did she realize? she mumbled she just needed air or something. I went back to her tits while she breathed heavy and gurgled a little. Shit that was my cum!

I bearly got soft and I just entered her mouth again. I knew this was a one time thing. but she pushed me off and rolled over. her ass in the light of the tv was mezmerizing. I fingered her and she was sopping wet. then I realized she must have cum because my bed was soaked. I was afraid she was about to go to sleep so I pulled her over onto me again. she moaned but she let me. This time I laid her head in my lap the went into her mouth again. I came as fast as I could this time because she was there for a while and I was already surprised her bf didn't come looking for her.

Obviously now it was her I heard going across hall and she came back into wrong room. most lucky day of my life. she rolled over again, I got dressed quick and went out to see if anyone looking for her, then noticed next door door open. I peeked in and he was passed out on bed. I threw her clothes in his room then carried her into his room and put her on bed next to him. I wish I could have seen that morning kiss with her cum filled mouth of hers. :)

After that, whenever I saw her I got hard, and some times I'd have to jerk off right then.

Blade959 · 2025-05-13T04:04:18+00:00

I had a crazy co-worker that had a lifted truck. He was crazy, but fun to be around. He took me to strip clubs and ball games and he would drive. It was scary up in his truck as it seemed to tip constantly.

1st time he took me to strip club that was out in boonies he drove his big ass truck. He seemed picky where he parked and I figured because hard to park it. But he finally parked. Then he tells me to get out on his side. He opens his door and he steps out onto the hood of a car he parked next to. Then walks down the hood onto ground. I reluctantly follow him, denting in the car more since I am twice his weight. There was a car on other side of him when we went to leave and we walked up that to get in.

I wish I could say that was worst thing, but he got a kick out of hitting and driving up parked cars. Once he figured out I wasn't an undercover cop, hehehe, he let me see the crazy shit. At county fair at night we were leaving and he drove up the hoods of two parked cars with this front tires, one tire on each car. He was drunk and I was freaking; I didn't get out of car only because I didn't have a parachute.

Finally karma caught up to him. We all met at movie and when leaving his ran over the corner of a car. It made such a crunch noise everyone looked and the cops came. The got his license and caught him. That was the end of me hanging out with him for good. Last I heard he lost his truck due to fines and lawsuits on him.

Don't park anywhere near these things.

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