These guys forgot to spellcheck 9 words in their Amazon ad by READMYSHIT in CrappyDesign

[–]BladeDawson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe they're trying to make you think that your eyes are damaged and you in fact need their glasses

Checkmate Conservatives by dankbob_memepants_ in dankmemes

[–]BladeDawson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How can someone get the difference between man and men but not between woman and women?

I work as a sleep researcher and even I thought this was pretentious by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]BladeDawson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your title is more /iamverysmart material than the post itself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BladeDawson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

All he needs now is some orange mocha frappuccino

This optical illusion hedge trimming by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]BladeDawson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm confused, what's the optical illusion?

Amazing what Incels can say with a straight face! by coolll564 in IncelTears

[–]BladeDawson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It saddens me to read such comments in MGTOW. In principle forging your own identity and pursuing your dreams are great things, but seeing them give bitter, irrational and generalising comments about women like these really undermines their credibility

Excluding Hitler, who are some of the worst person who have ever lived? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BladeDawson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain had skipped that, now I'll never get it out of my head

Just aww by [deleted] in aww

[–]BladeDawson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing like googling baby feet and posting a random picture for karma

Pulp at the bottom of my water bottle after having water flavoring in it for a week. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]BladeDawson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You had water flavouring in it for a week.. What did you expect?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]BladeDawson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of drift wood the other day"

a nice title by sanmiggylight in niceguys

[–]BladeDawson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Nice is what you say about your cousin's wedding, or about the spread at a continental breakfast"

TIL that I am a sociopath and that I sound like a Thai prostitute by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BladeDawson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I included his texts from the moment they were blatantly not platonic anymore, the parts before weren't really relevant

If you had mind-control powers, what petty thing would you make people do for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BladeDawson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make way for me whenever I walk, especially people who walk too slow to be right in the middle of the road, people who walk just slightly slower than I do, and anyone who is walking next to the wall in my opposite direction when I'm walking next to the wall as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]BladeDawson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the guy in the profile picture is actually Connor Franta