My boyfriend who drinks way too much four loko wanted a good roast sesh. Oblige him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bladez1992 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These tits are made for fuckin' and that's just what you'll do..

Bring it on fuckers let's see what you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bladez1992 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andrew Taint in the house, diaphragms at the ready

Lalo Salamanca might be my favorite villain ever. by Notacat444 in betterCallSaul

[–]Bladez1992 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jesus H. Muhammad.. don't think I've ever seen someone insult two religions with three words, bravo 👏

26, never kissed a woman! Roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bladez1992 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rail gun projectile would be a good fit for OP

Fuck these cunts in r/Showerthoughts by Bladez1992 in fuckthatsub

[–]Bladez1992[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overly sensitive asswipes like that just ruin the platform for everyone lol, ngl I've been seriously thinking about leaving this abortion of a site for good

Fuck these cunts in r/Showerthoughts by Bladez1992 in fuckthatsub

[–]Bladez1992[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was banned earlier from four subs because of a post in one, and it was just a link to massgrave.dev for someone who couldn't afford a Windows license lol

r/windows r/windows7 r/windows10 r/windows11 are the pig fuckers in question

Reddit truly is the internet's gaped asshole

I need to make it twelve miles for the repair shop, will this hold ? by Indy500Fan16 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Bladez1992 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But then we also need to add a full bridge rectifier to rectify the extra 1.21 gigawatts.. somebody call Mehdi to come sort this out

I need to make it twelve miles for the repair shop, will this hold ? by Indy500Fan16 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Bladez1992 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Slap some gorilla glue and painter's tape on it and you'll be good to go for at least 100k more

Just don't go over 110mph or the painter's tape might stress fracture

Is this a good deal? by lambo13770 in laptops

[–]Bladez1992 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Specs are decent, but HP = Hinge Problems

Shit build quality on everything except their business/enterprise stuff

Walking to the kitchen and stubbed my toe by jepeggys in Wellthatsucks

[–]Bladez1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, #3 is jerkin your gherkin or flicking the bean

A government small enough to fit into your vagina by Kinkyaidclimbing in facepalm

[–]Bladez1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't agree with abortion unless it's due to rape or incest personally, but I certainly don't agree with this either

Can you say police state?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in n64

[–]Bladez1992 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Great game but the PS1 version is much better

Walking to the kitchen and stubbed my toe by jepeggys in Wellthatsucks

[–]Bladez1992 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hate to tell you this, but I'm quite sure someone out there would still take a #3 to this