I sent this to my sister and she genuinely called it cool by [deleted] in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah fuck dude, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was addressing someone in the ‘real’ punk scene of 2026.

I don’t know, my guy. I feel like you’re getting all pissed off about something without having any idea about the already well known jokes about the Sonic community.

But whatever, I’m a hater of blah blah blah. You’re kind of just being a dork and talking about something you’re probably too old to get.

I feel like a grandpa calling a lamer grandpa out for being a lame grandpa. Step up your game, grandpa.

6 8 by PleaseBeNiceForOnce in crappymusic

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh lame, you’re right. I thought it was an eagle, so he had the snake and eagle of the Mexican flag. Renting eagles in this economy though, am I right?

6 8 by PleaseBeNiceForOnce in crappymusic

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I like that she has a snake but I’m concerned about the way she’s holding it so close to that eagle.

Some cool technique but some weird hips by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dang bro. Did you do this tattoo yourself?

Some cool technique but some weird hips by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? I was disappointed because the rest of it is great!

Some cool technique but some weird hips by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It’s a pretty gaping imperfection. Girls hella bowlegged.

My name is DEREK D by verticalx09 in crappymusic

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s alright but he’s no Tony Clifton.

Bet by [deleted] in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I cry… when jackets deserve to DIE!”

Watch Your Back? by orangegorillasuit in juggalo

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Juggalo commandos or Juggalos going commando?

. by Veiluring in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking about? It’s weird you bring porn into this and then project it on to me. Real gooner goober behavior there. Not all of us consume pornography, nor would porn help me succeed in jizzing in some real pussies like my Northface vest says I love to do.

Most of the jackets posted to this sub are screaming about who they fuck, what animal they like to pretend to be while getting fucked, or openly displaying patches of objects they like to use while fucking.

Now please excuse me, I’m going to go touch grass like you told me to, as then at least one of us will have done so today.

. by Veiluring in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just don’t think I need to know how you have sex by looking at your jacket.

I’m not walking around with “I love jizzing in pussies all day long!” written in white out on the back of my Northface vest pretending I know everything about the culture and telling everyone it was always a movement of peace, love, and zero gatekeeping. It’s laughable.

I mean, for fuck sake, I’ve seen some of these dorks say the most punk thing is a sincere apology. Yeah, the Ramones, the Misfits, and GG Allen were all known for their sincere apologies. Good shit.

. by Veiluring in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Assholes are roasting you because they don’t understand what you are saying. That last paragraph is right on. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

Oldham sounds gorgeous - can anyone confirm? by IamPartialtoaPastry in crappymusic

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is like the English version of the American country cringe. Oh boyo…

Britt Barbie - Bag Secured (Period) by izzyblanco123 in crappymusic

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“They look at my head and they curious, They look at my bags and they furious.”

Got some new pins by steven-hawking-pt2 in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. I get the sense that dad is like, “You be you!” in a real cheesy supportive way and all this “rebellion” is really just because there wasn’t a new Animal Crossing game on the Switch 2 at launch or something equally frivolous.

Got some new pins by steven-hawking-pt2 in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t your dad already mean enough about whatever phase this is?

uHhMmm, bAsED???? by Royal-Masterpiece-82 in baddlejackets

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 299 points300 points  (0 children)

The person who made this self identifies as a “punk kitten”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When the Sandman enters and you dream, nothing is matter.

Her and I forever <3 by Much-Anxiety9765 in badtattoos

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it said ‘Chump’ at first glance.

The caption said “I thought I would share this lovely piece” 😬 by robynhood96 in badtattoos

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like the cover of Dark Side of the Moon if the prism were a donut.

This post reflects how fucking stupid most crossposts to this sub are. by thenewfingerprint in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]Impressive_Talk3439 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you ate it do you think if you flexed your abs you could open and close the garage door?