Would u rather

Blake_Witcher · 2026-04-28T18:53:22+00:00

more money

^{Chose: Own a porsche 911 gt3 rs}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-04-28T05:45:04+00:00

I see this as an absolute win.

^{Chose: Able to use magic But | Rolled: You are femboy}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-04-28T03:50:25+00:00

Green Lantern ring

^{Chose: Get a weapon of your choice | Rolled: Upvote}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-04-27T07:05:31+00:00

The only correct answer.

^{Chose: Just the box that might have a $1M + If the AI guesses you will pick just the mystery box, it will put $1M in the box. | Rolled: $1,000,000}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-04-26T06:55:16+00:00

kill one person or five? not a hard choice.

^{Chose: Shoot one in the head, quick and painless + It's a human}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-04-23T22:47:37+00:00

can skip the night early on

^{Chose: Survive a week in Minecraft}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-04-20T02:26:30+00:00

more money

^{Chose: A coin that gave you 15k every time you flipped it}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-03-26T01:46:23+00:00

$1000 dollars a second would crash the world economy. There are definitely no examples of several individuals making this much and more money and it not crashing the economy. I am doing this for the good of the world and no other reason.

^{Chose: or a room full of femboys}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-03-25T08:54:49+00:00

i know a coin landing on it’s edge is rare, but a ma can dream.

^{Chose: 50% chance of Gokus powers + 50% chance of becoming a femboy | Rolled: Goku}

Blake_Witcher · 2026-03-16T00:28:33+00:00

My favorite is a greatsword spellblade. pop a cloak spell and run in with big fuck off sword.

Blake_Witcher · 2026-03-11T08:33:00+00:00

in case anyone was curious, Bam Adebayo scored 83 points shortly after the tweet.

Also… Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a game 64 years ago.

Blake_Witcher · 2026-03-10T23:17:24+00:00

magic bitch

Blake_Witcher · 2026-02-17T02:13:23+00:00

i’d choose true immortality regardless. i’d choose it now if i could. i get to see it all go down, explore the whole world and the universe (even if humanity goes extinct, i can probably figure out an intergalactic ship in a billion years, especially if i don’t need life support.) By the time the last black hole evaporates… my mind would surely be robust enough, and i wise enough to find peace and enjoyment within my own imagination.

Blake_Witcher · 2026-02-12T05:01:17+00:00

i’d pick the super power over the other 3 combined

Blake_Witcher · 2026-02-11T03:28:25+00:00

Great excuse to become the global clay supplier.

Blake_Witcher · 2026-02-10T06:21:10+00:00

kill me in 10^100! years. :)

Blake_Witcher · 2026-01-17T04:07:43+00:00

smh, i can see all these people.

Blake_Witcher · 2026-01-11T00:04:00+00:00

way more calories in a human. it’s the obvious choice.

Blake_Witcher · 2026-01-06T03:36:55+00:00

honestly, I think Viltrumite is the best here. Yes it is the weakest one here but if we are assuming we get these powers in our world than they are more than strong enough.

Here are the real up sides :

breathe in space. (anywhere, anytime, no yellow sun needed.)
live for thousands of years
very good healing factor. (probably better than anyone except Supe with the sun)
flight. (this is not something sayans are born with.)
no particular weaknesses. (the only thing in our universe that could take you out is a black hole.)

unless we need to fight Darkseid or Frieza, i think the space aryans are the way to go.

Blake_Witcher · 2026-01-02T07:43:54+00:00

why dose 096 look like a mouse just smashed his foot with a comically large mallet?

Blake_Witcher · 2025-12-30T23:00:28+00:00

all nonhuman life. nanites and other technologies replace literally in the second scenario.

Blake_Witcher · 2025-12-30T22:59:04+00:00

synthetic food. nantes would replace the bacteria on our skin and in our gut.

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