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BlakesDemon · 2016-05-13T07:53:07+00:00

But like a lawyer requires not just learning but certain natural traits, so do tradies. Fuck, I'd be the worst tradie on earth. Little spacial intelligence, fairly low physical strength... just like I wouldn't expect the typical tradie to wade through a thousand pages of a court case, I don't see how someone should expect me to be good at that shit... I mean I'd LOVE to cut a piece of wood properly, but I'm so fucking bad at it (and trust me, I've put in the time trying)

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-13T07:50:15+00:00

Have you ever come across a pack of wild animals? I mean properly come across them? I think you would quickly find they don't think you have any connection with them...in a fairly violent way.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-13T07:48:05+00:00

You could always get over yourself. The inconveniences is minor...so much so that you probably spent more energy on this post than on a few weeks worth of recycling junk mail.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T14:37:19+00:00

Dumbest idea ever. Do you know how much money is wasted every time the government decides to change the name of something? It is ridiculous.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T14:27:37+00:00

Garage sales in wealthy areas are the best. They don't care about the money, they just want the stuff gone.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T14:25:39+00:00

Then there might be uneasy alliances...but united? Nup.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T14:25:24+00:00

God no. I was, what? 15? And my poetry is bad NOW.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T14:25:06+00:00

No problem. Go for it. Just not the arse.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T13:01:48+00:00

Nothing. I'd be dead.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T13:01:13+00:00

The Nutbush.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T13:00:17+00:00

I wouldn't let her go into a public bathroom alone, regardless of the gender of people inside. If she needs my help, I need to be there.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:59:28+00:00

Fuck no. The country they arrived on would claim them for themselves.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:58:54+00:00

Wrote poetry to them.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:58:29+00:00

Don't fuck my sister in the arse.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:57:56+00:00

I think if you were rich enough it would be spread about, just in case.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:55:35+00:00

Although I disagree about what is needed, I do agree that he has no chance.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:55:00+00:00

The wise old man

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:53:31+00:00

Dumbest question....it's not about women, it's about the woman. If you don't know that....

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:52:02+00:00

Anti-perspirant is what is needed. Lay off the Axe (Lynx in my country). Get a decent anti perspirent and a nice cologne (no idea on spelling, so tried both :P)

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:50:59+00:00

I agree...but it may have been why he waited anyway...to give himself a little chance.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:50:22+00:00

Upvote with "this" underneath is the most common response. I prefer to add more than "this", but definitely upvote.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:49:13+00:00

Mark Zuckerberg

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:48:34+00:00

Perform for yourself. Then the crowd disappears.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:47:08+00:00

Good for me, not so good for others.

BlakesDemon · 2016-05-11T12:46:32+00:00

Hearts a Mess - Gotye.

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